Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Tennis Song, artist - Roger AllamDate of issue: 31.12.1998
Song language: English
The Tennis Song |
| You seem at home on the court |
| Let’s say that I’ve played around |
| Well you don’t look like the sort |
| My hidden talents abound |
| A competitor hasn’t been found to defeat me |
| I’ll bet you’re a real good sport |
| Shall we say the ball is in your court |
| I’ll bet you like to play rough |
| I like to work up a sweat |
| And you just can’t get enough |
| I’m good for more than one set |
| But I promise I’ll show no regret if you beat me |
| My backhand is clearly my forte |
| Shall we say the ball is in your court |
| No one ever plays with me |
| I thought your next of kin did |
| My husband never plays with me |
| He’s too easily winded |
| You leave me breathless too |
| Wait till our match is through |
| I may lack form and finesse |
| But I warm up in a jiff |
| It’s not exciting unless |
| The competition is stiff |
| I think I understand your racket |
| I’m not in your league |
| But you can hack it |
| This game commences with love |
| Well I think love is a bore |
| Let’s give the tempo a shove |
| And raise the stakes a bit more |
| One thing I’m positive of |
| It’s time for someone to score |
| Tell me how you like to play |
| On grass or clay and ev’ry day |
| They’re both okay but time is running short |
| Darling, let’s don’t dilly dally |
| Ready for a rousing rally |
| Shall we say the ball is in your court |
| Shall we say the ball is in your court |