| I’m very excited to be here yet again
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| It’s an honour to be nominated of course
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| Bla bla bla…
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| Well that Brits night was so fucking boring
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| Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene
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| Coke in the bogs till seven in the morning
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| Look the wrong way and we end up brawling
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| When I had a bit of beef with you know who
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| And I fucked a few female stars or two
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| Nearly everything I said I’d end getting screwed
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| Spitting at the paps, looking rude in the news
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| Oh yes, you’re still rocking with the best
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| Second person in my year to have touched a breast
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| I’m nearly forty now and I’m still impressed
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| Here’s the midlife crisis I guess
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| Oh, I recall taking in the wonder of it all
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| I’m still looking for an answer through the looking grass
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| Still not concentrating at the back of the class
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| No thanks, Sir, this one’s for you
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| It’s like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
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| So fucking dull and professional and timid
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| To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
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| I still want to get laid by you, right
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| Now I know I’ve got fat, but make no mistake
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| Every million that I make they bake me a cake
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| So I’ve got plenty, a hundred and twenty
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| Wear clothes of tweed like I’m landed gentry
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| I still want to get you naked
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| I’ll see you in the summer, so glad you could make it
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| I’ll be that mega white thing, fast as lightning
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| In Knebworth shape but twice as frightening
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| If they can’t be bothered then I promise you this
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| If they won’t entertain you then I’ll do my fucking best
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| Still looking for an answer through the looking grass
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| Still not concentrating at the back of the class
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| No thanks, Sir, this one’s for you
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| It’s like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
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| So fucking corporate and professional and timid
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| To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
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| I still want to get laid by you
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| Would you let me lay you down right here?
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| Would you let me live?
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| Still looking for an answer through the looking grass
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| Still not concentrating at the back of the class
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| No thanks, Sir, this one’s for you
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| It’s like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
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| So fucking dull and professional and timid
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| To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
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| I’m still looking for an answer through the looking grass
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| Still not concentrating at the back of the class
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| No thanks, Sir, this one’s for you
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| Its like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
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| So fucking corporate and professional and timid
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| To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer |