
Date of issue: 30.11.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The BRITs |
I’m very excited to be here yet again |
It’s an honour to be nominated of course |
Bla bla bla… |
Well that Brits night was so fucking boring |
Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene |
Coke in the bogs till seven in the morning |
Look the wrong way and we end up brawling |
When I had a bit of beef with you know who |
And I fucked a few female stars or two |
Nearly everything I said I’d end getting screwed |
Spitting at the paps, looking rude in the news |
Oh yes, you’re still rocking with the best |
Second person in my year to have touched a breast |
I’m nearly forty now and I’m still impressed |
Here’s the midlife crisis I guess |
Oh, I recall taking in the wonder of it all |
I’m still looking for an answer through the looking grass |
Still not concentrating at the back of the class |
No thanks, Sir, this one’s for you |
It’s like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it |
So fucking dull and professional and timid |
To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer |
I still want to get laid by you, right |
Now I know I’ve got fat, but make no mistake |
Every million that I make they bake me a cake |
So I’ve got plenty, a hundred and twenty |
Wear clothes of tweed like I’m landed gentry |
I still want to get you naked |
I’ll see you in the summer, so glad you could make it |
I’ll be that mega white thing, fast as lightning |
In Knebworth shape but twice as frightening |
If they can’t be bothered then I promise you this |
If they won’t entertain you then I’ll do my fucking best |
Still looking for an answer through the looking grass |
Still not concentrating at the back of the class |
No thanks, Sir, this one’s for you |
It’s like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it |
So fucking corporate and professional and timid |
To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer |
I still want to get laid by you |
Would you let me lay you down right here? |
Would you let me live? |
Still looking for an answer through the looking grass |
Still not concentrating at the back of the class |
No thanks, Sir, this one’s for you |
It’s like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it |
So fucking dull and professional and timid |
To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer |
I’m still looking for an answer through the looking grass |
Still not concentrating at the back of the class |
No thanks, Sir, this one’s for you |
Its like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it |
So fucking corporate and professional and timid |
To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer |
Name | Year |
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Supreme | 1999 |
Feel ft. Asle Bjorn, Robbie Williams | 2014 |
The Road To Mandalay | 1999 |
Angels | 2012 |
Rock DJ | 1999 |
She's Madonna ft. Pet Shop Boys | 2009 |
No Regrets | 2009 |
Somethin' Stupid ft. Nicole Kidman | 2009 |
Puttin' On The Ritz | 2013 |
Kids ft. Kylie Minogue | 1999 |
BONGO BONG And Je Ne T'Aime Plus | 2006 |
Love Somebody | 2001 |
16 Tons | 2013 |
Let Me Entertain You | 2012 |
Dream A Little Dream ft. Lily Allen | 2013 |
Go Gentle | 2013 |
Candy ft. Owen Pallett | 2012 |
My Culture ft. Maxi Jazz | 2002 |
Collision Of Worlds ft. Brad Paisley | 2011 |
Me And My Monkey | 2001 |