| Hello. |
| Did youmiss me?
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| I know I’m hard to resist
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| Y’all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.
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| It’s hard to be humble
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| When you’re so fucking big
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| Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
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| I’m gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
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| Tell your babes in arms and OAP’s
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| Come take a piece of me If you drop me I’ll fall to pieces on you
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| If you don’t see me I don’t exist
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| It’s nice to meet you
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| Now let me go and wash my hands
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| Cause you just met the world’s most handsome man
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| The world’s most handsome man
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| Y’all know who I am
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| I’m still the boy next door
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| That’s if you’re Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
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| If I’ve gone up in the world
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| Or is the world gone down on me
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| I’m the one who put the Brits in celebrity
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| Give in and love it What’s the point in hating me You can’t argue with popularity
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| Well you could
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| But you’d be wrong
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| If you drop me I’ll fall to pieces on you
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| If you don’t need me I don’t exist
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| You voted for me Now let me see a show of hands
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| Keeping for your stands
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| Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
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| Though it’s not for me Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
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| Then I’m out of here
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| It’s not very complicated
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| I’m just young and overrated
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| Please don’t drop me I’ll fall to pieces on you
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| If you don’t see me I don’t exist
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| It’s nice to meet you
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| Now let me go and wash my hands
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| Cause you just met the world’s most handsome man
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| Keeping for your stands
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| Please don’t drop me I’ll fall to pieces on you
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| If you don’t need me I don’t exist
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| It’s nice to meet you
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| Now let me go and wash my hands
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| Cause you just met the world’s most handsome man
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| The world’s most handsome man
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| The world’s most handsome man
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| The world’s most handsome man |