| I met her at an aftershow party
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| I said have we met before?
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| She said hardly
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| She had a curry stain
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| That was down her cardie
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| But her teeth were clean
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| So I said smartly
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| I’m falling in love again
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| I’m so in lust with you
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| Pillow over head again
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| I’ll suffocate with you
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| If you ask me to
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| She was educated at this school called rada
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| She was made to go by her mother
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| And financed by her father
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| She said Room 211 and I said (laugh) rather
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| I got her name wrong once or twice
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| I said I’ll call ya Carol, yeah?
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| She said that would be nice
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| I’m falling in love again
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| I’m so in lust with you
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| My Pillow over head again
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| I’ll suffocate with you
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| If you ask me to
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| So I strolls of to the reception
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| And I ask for me room key
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| The Maitre’d — Hello
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| He seemed pleased to meet me
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| I went to the lift and pressed button two
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| But very discreetly
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| The doors close and she went for my briefs
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| See me
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| Falling in bed again
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| I’m so in lust with you
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| Pillow over head again
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| I’ll suffocate in you
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| If you ask me to
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| Ohhhhh to
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| But in the throws of passion
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| It hit me right between the head
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| I looked down at her
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| She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth
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| And I said
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| I think I’m in love with ya
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| I want ya kids an' getting married to ya
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| And she said
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| Chill out
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| Rome wasn’t built in a day
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| And I said I wasn’t on that job |