| Bobby bomb drums | 
| Rumble before they dig you up | 
| To the back of every city bus | 
| Hazzard County Duke of Earl | 
| With Sterling shoes and filthy tusks | 
| The cat of Coney Island | 
| Holy diving in the Dixie cup | 
| Slow your role | 
| Precious put the basket up | 
| The little tykes are tearing out | 
| The heir apparent cash for | 
| Bang the 808 | 
| Flash the fang and pass the blood | 
| It ain’t about you Pokey | 
| Put your left foot in and pull back and up | 
| Follows move with urgency | 
| The perfect end to the perfect day | 
| Scotch tape your pieces closed | 
| Leak below, don’t work that way | 
| Daily wage, market up | 
| Our largest cup of | 
| Salt in the wound of a vaulted doom | 
| And an altar where the murder is made | 
| Bleeding Heart heart | 
| But I cut the line I’m standing in | 
| foot flooring | 
| With no mind of what a standard is | 
| Barrel roll our carpet out | 
| Go for broke and the open joke | 
| And the hope of fucking Tanner twins | 
| It happens his passion | 
| Is fastened to a plastic tray | 
| From the feeling of the acetate | 
| Door gets closed, so two roll | 
| In up on a Captain’s cape | 
| Get a to fuck you and him | 
| And I know what the exact to pay | 
| The match that’s made in hell | 
| Bellhop hat and sunken gaze | 
| Lunch wagon bragging | 
| About his racquetball and funnel cake | 
| Touch of class | 
| Touching slacks | 
| Tugging back his stunna shade | 
| Bobby 505, Famous Amos, Stainless Tungsten Blades | 
| My business in this bomb start with one part iron | 
| Two part Rocky Road with knobby nose tires | 
| One part leaky beacon, all Paul Ryan | 
| A half ton bomb on an all carb diet | 
| Fires don’t burn | 
| But we sure do from me to you | 
| A little gasoline tapestry | 
| With a magic bean and the evening news | 
| Easy chair | 
| Got a week to spare | 
| What it means to wear | 
| What the preachers do | 
| Ice Ice Baby like the Legionnaires' and freezer food | 
| No I don’t think I fit | 
| And don’t belong in this place | 
| Them loonies with them uniforms | 
| They talk differently | 
| It’s risky sitting | 
| Pious, quiet auctioned away | 
| When the benches brawl | 
| And sentence walls have all been erased | 
| A brand new day | 
| Has been shipped in on the way down | 
| Buck, buck, buck | 
| Get my children off the playground | 
| Hey now handkerchief | 
| Bunker calling A-Wax | 
| Unfortunate under the porch again | 
| With the Porky Pigs and stray cats | 
| On our way, running fast | 
| Crashed into the Krispy | 
| Kreme/C.R.E.A.M get the money | 
| But somebody must have missed me | 
| Kiss me, wish me luck | 
| Make sure my hair was tidy | 
| When I was amiss, many judged me quick | 
| And then changed the locks behind me | 
| Karma at it’s best | 
| While the rest of us were speaking | 
| And the farmer’s ho is sleeping | 
| We burgle, rang, and rung | 
| Took one last look | 
| And then took that shit for granted | 
| Hand it over slow like | 
| Let me know when fun’s here | 
| No blame will be placed | 
| No good fun without the Frontiers | 
| Capture flag for burning | 
| A whole platoon’s cabana | 
| Kids in charge with the KISS collage | 
| And the pistol’s Arm & Hammered | 
| Stare into his wheat | 
| Until he sneaked into the coatroom | 
| Rummage through the pockets | 
| Of the doctor’s dose to Toadstool | 
| What he saw, then he brushed them off | 
| But he clutched his jaw and fixed it | 
| Now he plays for keep but you can save the meek | 
| Because I inherit this bitch | 
| (Please) |