Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Horse, artist - Rob Sonic. Date of issue: 30.09.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Horse |
| I’m 'bout to drive this brand new Fiat through the Strand news kiosk |
| 'Cause my bamboo just got canned food |
| My shampoo shorted out, my tan hue |
| My Lampoon vaca gotta change planes at the Amazon |
| My Camelot’s a little rough, my past a little checkered flag |
| My dream’s a little empty and my memory’s have been Men in Black |
| My better half’s the whole pie and reruns of the Happy Days |
| Might ultimize the Fresh Fest and my rolling stones are daddy cane |
| My jazzy ways decoded 'em like opening your parnt’s snacks |
| To keeping some between your thumbs to feed 'em to fral cats |
| The pharaoh has enough strength, we should test it in the sewer line |
| And if it breaks, you paint it here, we take you to the Guggenheim |
| This do or die is all we know, or maybe not completely all |
| We know how to get dizzier than filthy furs at city hall |
| If people called just tell 'em that I threw my phone into a moat |
| Or that I’ve kicked the bucket, been abducted by a UFO |
| Run a baseline, put it on the glass |
| Stand on one foot, sign an autograph |
| Start to bark like a large seal |
| Lets start a fight and do a cartwheel |
| Hail a cab, take it 10 feet |
| Do a chest pound at the Wendy’s |
| Use the drive through, take the |
| And do the robot on the whole way that you walk back |
| Bobby is the hobby, I say maybes to the prob’ly and |
| Spent all my dope from winning lottery on vegie souvlaki |
| All of my major relationships were rocky |
| Until I bought my Picasso and now I’m always playing tonsil hockey |
| My vision is 20/20, I’m super at 20 questions |
| Since I was a freshmen I’ve had a refreshing effervescence |
| We all’ve enough in common with the people that they name us after |
| It’s crazy how much better we are than famous rappers |
| Don’t try relating if you never had a Rolo |
| I’ve joined a lot of groups but my pension is for going solo |
| You stop me on my way and ask if you can take a photo |
| Though if I had my way you’d throw away your telephono |
| And acting like you know is now a no-no |
| Acting is for herbs that wanna wind up like the bird they call the dodo |
| Location is the difference between a robe and a kimono |
| Rotation of the globe is why they call it rock and rollo |
| Hoe |
| Feed a hobo |
| Turn the news off, delete your IG |
| Do a handstand on a blue whale |
| Buy your own merch, clip your toenails |
| Feel your cornpops, for they cop crows |
| Trim your chest hair with your eyes closed |
| Change you password, give a high five |
| Join the Navy, have a baby while you skydive |
| Swish |