| I am better than a dinosaur, with a shiny sword,
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| And a t-shirt saying «My life is ROAR!»
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| I’ll hi-five samurais, ride a horse,
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| Sit next to the pilot for flights abroad,
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| Yo! |
| I wear shades when I drive a Porsche,
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| And I might fight crime if I’m kinda bored,
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| So I haven’t got time for your final thought,
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| If you don’t like that, you can find the door.
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| Oh my, my, my, my, what?
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| Yo! |
| How have you guys not clocked I’m the best thing?
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| I’m Superman,
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| But I’ve got enough sense to wear my pants under my leggings,
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| I’m done with the messing,
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| Fuck slices, I’m the best thing since bread was invented!
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| So if ya thinking I’m some kind of dunce,
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| You can plant your lips on my bum.
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| Well done!
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| Keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
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| Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
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| I said keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
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| Two thumbs up, bruv, keep it up,
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| I said, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up,
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| Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up,
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| Where ya hands at? |
| Keep 'em up, yo!
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| And I feel at home, my words aren’t for sleeping on,
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| Get inside, my feet are cold, from walking on water,
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| 'Cos I’ll try the unthinkable,
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| 'Cos I wanna win it all,
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| I hate to see it go, so I tell myself, Well done.
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| Keep it up, com’on. |
| Keep it up, yeah,
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| Keep it up, com’on. |
| Where ya hands at? |
| Keep 'em up.
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| Keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
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| Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
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| I said keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
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| Two thumbs up, bruv, keep it up,
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| I said, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up,
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| Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up,
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| Where ya hands at? |
| Keep 'em up, yo!
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| Woop woop! |
| That’s the sound of the po-po knocking,
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| Oh so shocking. |
| Turns up looking like Batman and Robbin,
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| If Dad took them shopping.
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| Is there a problem?
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| Ah, come on man, we don’t do this that often,
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| You can come upstairs, we’re not goblins,
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| And I’m sure we can spare you a soft drink,
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| Aren’t you a very rude young man?
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| One phone call we’ll have a goon full of vans,
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| I mean van full of goons,
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| Come through to pack up your tunes,
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| Then smash up your room,
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| Well I reckon that’s a little bit much,
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| If only you were arsed then that woman’s getting mugged,
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| In the greater scheme of things you should do some other stuff,
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| Oh you’re putting me in 'cuffs, that’s nice, well done.
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| Keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
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| Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
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| I said keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
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| Two thumbs up, bruv, keep it up,
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| I said, keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
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| Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
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| I said keep it up, yo, just keep it up,
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| Where ya hands at? |
| Keep 'em up, yo!
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| Two gold stars, you get two gold stars.
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| I said two gold stars. |
| Thumbs up, thumbs up, yeah!
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| Keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
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| Two gold stars, yeah, keep it up,
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| I said keep it up, yeah, just keep it up,
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| Two thumbs up, bruv, keep it up |