Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Slurp!, artist - Rizzle Kicks. Date of issue: 25.09.2016
Song language: English
Slurp! |
| Ooo, take it and then frame the picture |
| Ooo, making sure you don’t delay |
| Ooo, I don’t wanna see the future |
| But if we’re not careful we won’t see better days |
| Hi |
| My name’s Jordan I hate Piers Morgan |
| Mates with James Cordon |
| I rate Graham Norton |
| Love the bass more than a lot of small-talking |
| Too much swiping and not enough walking |
| I love animals a lot more than humans |
| Or when an owner names their dog like Susan |
| Yo for real I hate zoos though |
| You try and cage me and bruv you’ll get Muay Thai judo |
| Catch me watching Mean Girls |
| Wearing a t-shirt saying fuck sea world |
| Looking through the glass at the happy scene |
| Plus I get stared through the window of a Maccy D’s |
| Been real since I remember mate |
| All the other dudes fake like Kylie Jenner’s face |
| If I’m ever in a place where I can celebrate |
| Then I’d do it with glass of ice and lemonade |
| Yeah |
| First ice and water then |
| Sweeten the taste |
| Make sure it’s cold enough |
| For goodness sake |
| That sunshine yellow |
| Can freshen up your day |
| So when life gives you lemons you should |
| Make lemonade |
| (Let's go yo) |
| Slurp, Slurp, Slurp |
| I said life would be better with a few less Trumps |
| A few less Hopkins' |
| A few less chumps |
| A lot less junk and a lot more honesty |
| A lot less of Michael Owen doing commentary |
| Back when Ludicrous was still dropping skill |
| Less Iggy Azalea more Lauren Hill |
| More depth and a lot less Dapper Laughs |
| Sold light, steppe and storms getting in the charts |
| More Corbyn a lot less Johnson |
| Fuck the Tory’s yo it’s posh nonsense |
| I will not be governed by a bunch of crooks |
| Just give it to the rich and you’re robbing Hoods |
| Less Stacy Dash more Boyega |
| There’s light an the end of the saber |
| If you’re looking through life for a saviour |
| Make sure you got a little sugar for your neighbour |
| First ice and water then |
| Sweeten the taste |
| Make sure it’s cold enough |
| For goodness sake |
| That sunshine yellow |
| Can freshen up your day |
| So when life gives you lemons you should |
| Make lemonade |
| (Let's go yo) |
| Slurp, Slurp, Slurp |