Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Ain't Being Racist But..., artist - Riz MC.
Date of issue: 25.05.2016
Song language: English
I Ain't Being Racist But... |
Look I ain’t being racist |
But have a look around at what this place is |
I mean the flag is red and white but I don’t see no pink faces |
They don’t wanna integrate is the issue it’s blatant |
I know talking straight is rare when primary schools have translators |
But let’s face it |
This fucking country’s gone down the shitter |
Immigrants nick our jobs and impregnate our sisters |
Willing to work for pittance and quicker to chirpse your mrs |
When I can’t get a job or my good old British dick sucked |
Still free money and housing, it takes the piss bruv |
Crying about asylum they’re seeking and preaching Islam — if there’s war in |
your country it’s not our fault is it? |
Nah |
And that Jamaican fella Mandela’s a terrorist bruv |
So now all them black fellas think they’re heavy Gs, selling weed, rioting, |
can’t even score at penalties |
At school they do terribly but it’s a sly act, they can write tight rhyme |
lyrics to make my son act black |
Good at maths and fractions when it comes to selling crack to Somalian’s doing |
voodoo sucking on that fucking cat |
The Turks sell heroin, Romanians are skets and thieves, we already know from |
cricket Paki’s are enemies! |
They kill their own daughters over a kiss — honour killing! |
all they want is |
bombs and fiddling kids |
It’s in their Quran to kill us, them Hindus Sikhs should go back to Pakistan |
where they gangbang their sisters |
It takes the mick, by which I don’t mean them IRA pricks |
But they’re calling me a racist! |
I try to be a patriot! |
Paki’s are terror-paedophiles, the Jews are reptiles, the recession was the |
Rothschild’s greed gone wild! |
I will not smile while Britannia gets spit roasted! |
Brits have hosted aliens and now we’ve blown it |
Apologising for the empire, guilty ghosts have poked and coaxed us into losing |
all that’s close to us |
It’s bollocks, mate! |
The darkies are glad we had the colonies |
We only borrowed cotton and modernised their economy |
Gave the knobs democracy, built them railways |
Drew cubist Middle Eastern borders that were fail safe |
Educated them in the ways of the great race |
Even paid for their vacations and in those great days we bonded |
Through labour; |
We made Jamaica |
Took Africans on a cruise there, didn’t even make you pay bruv! |
Indians to everywhere, Africa and Malaysia |
They didn’t even know about cricket — we trained ya |
Made them our fond pets, and of course it’s nonsense that we gave them all an |
inferiority complex |
Or horribly tossed them into poverty fostered communalism, or pulled a resource |
robbery on them 'cus honestly: |
From Kashmir and Palestine to Scotland, mate, all they wanna say is thanks |
Big up the monarchy! |
'Cus we brought 'em back to our shores, taken 'em in |
And now they trying to put their black sperm on Kate Middleton |
They’re sick, mate |
Illiterate, with benefits in brick laying, kicking of in Bradford, |
picking on the poor BNP |
Demonstrating in Luton to devastate the community, The EDL bravely fell and now |
they’ve cleared the way to London |
Riz is getting paid up in Wembley |
Chicken and chips, liquor and cigarettes is what they trade |
I had a bit of curry; |
it’s a recipe for heart disease |
Revenge is sweet. |
It’s a conspiracy, making Brits obese |
So chicks will dig their skinny limbs |
Unzip their jeans they’ll stick it in |
Corrupt our breed, they’re on it mate |
Plotting since 1948 |
Until they tan the Union Jack like it’s on holiday |
So watch it mate |
They’re out to fuck our sisters in a pool club |
Infiltrating the borders |
Shops on all of the corners |
They wanna see Sharia law enforced on us all |
'cus their daughters are awful whores |
But still, go clubbing to lure them |
They run the hospitals from sweeping the floors to doctors so called underpaid, |
playing the paupers |
So when it all kicks off and there’s war they won’t treat us, they’ll say the |
paracetamol’s all gone |
Caribbean and the Middle Eastern hordes are selling us draw, kebabs and helping |
Man City score |
They’re so determined that them immigrants thought that they should be more |
hidden so they painted their paws white |
Fucking Eastern Europe, now we’ve opened the door they’re all building loft |
extensions we can afford |
It all started with Mosques, false visas, black barber shops, polski skleps |
We have been invaded whilst we slept, soon Eastenders will be set in Abdul |
Square |
I wanna rediscover all our national flare |
I wonder how it was when we all had blonde hair- yeah, I’ll google our history |
Wait- what the fuck? |
The English were Picts and Celts originally |
Irish and Welsh types in kilts, you’re fucking kidding me |
Sheep shaggers and haggis? |
Wikipedia: delete |
Then came Italians, slick and slippery |
Roman invasion, Inter-Milan and Celtic interbreed |
But at least they were white, not Asian and poor |
Wha- a North African legion guarded Hadrian’s Wall? |
This is disturbing right, and then came the German tribes |
-Fucking Hitler did us in before he was even alive! |
Tribes called Angles, Saxons and Jutes |
What a scandal, who knew we’d already lost World War II? |
Then Viking invaders pounded the north and the east |
-I knew it, them Geordies always sounded foreign to me |
But the saddest revelation is this Battle of Hastings… |
Somebody called Norman came and gave us a pasting |
1066 these French sissy pricks all conquered us? |
So fuck you William the Conqueror! |
But the English language they started and laid the basis for Parliament |
But that don’t mean berets and garlic can ever be a part of us |
Then William did something else «nice» for us too |
Wanted business to boom so he invited the Jews! |
From all over Europe they came, settled and spawned |
But English blood can’t be Jewish, otherwise… we’d have horns, right? |
Shit, wait, I’m lost, so now we’re Paddy Spaghetti Jew Kraut Viking Frogs? |
Well, at least they’re from white culture- wait… |
Scientists find an ancient East African skull from before all this up in the |
North of England? |
Well, that’s written in The Guardian so of course it’s fiction! |
It’s bad enough they had African drummers in Edinburgh in the 1500s |
And Henry VII’s trumpeter was a black man named John Black! |
That still don’t mean Dizzee Rascal should’ve done that fucking olympic rap |
Then refugees, Protestants from Holland and France changed a lot of shit |
Made society more advanced |
Built churches, brought culture, they were nice weavers |
Wait- they were basically asylum seekers! |
This is a lot to digest on a night in |
That great British culture is such a volatile thing |
People stopping by on our Isle from horizons afar |
So to get 'em back, we colonised them! |
And though I don’t really know who 'We' is |
I know who the others are, 'cus we ruled their regions |
Made engines and an empire that never ends |
'cus of our Jew Kraut Paddy Dutch Frog intelligence |
Britannia ruled the waves |
And 'cus she was… cruel to slaves |
Trading flesh paid the ways for our bestest days |
Well alright okay, one percent of how many we sold can stay |
Wait- if we did that it’d double the population? |
Alright I take that back, sorry my mistake then |
Luckily for now it’s under .01 |
So let’s call it quits yeah, any more we don’t want |
'Cus in the 1890s British didn’t mean dark… |
Apart from Indian MPs and Finsbury Park |
The first black footballer and thousands of half and fully black kids born here |
back when slavery flopped |
And hang about, 1.3 million Indians fought for us in WWI… brilliant! |
I mean, silly them, and all the other troops and colonies |
I wanna laugh, but the noise just won’t come out properly |
And after the wars when Britain was nearly killed off |
We begged brown, black and Polish to come and rebuild us |
Help them mother country, take factory jobs |
And they did, Like a rush of wind in Tilbury docks |
So I suppose I should be letting all these immigrants off? |
And I suppose Britishness isn’t the simplest pot |
A lot of stuff’s been mixed into it and pickled a lot |
But those immigrants are different to all the new lot! |
I mean, they’re coming in bigger waves than the earlier hordes |
Even if they aren’t invading and starting as many wars… |
And even if our DNAs like a bukkake in porn |
There’s one British tradition that will always remain pure |
And that’s being prejudiced against the immigrant scum! |
Whether it’s Paki, frogs, Vikings, or Ethiopian skulls |
And when they end up a part of us and we all become one |
We wait till the next lot try coming along |
And when they do, my Somali Polish kids will be pissed |
At all these immigrants coming over and ruining shit |
The red cross on the flag means no entry — duh! |
Wait- what d’you mean Saint George was a Turk? |