| When I woke up this morning
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| Much to my surprise
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| The sun was going down
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| And I was still alive
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| I looked into the mirror
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| And according to my eyes
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| The martians have invaded
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| It’s hopeless
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| I went to see my doctor
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| To ask him what to do
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| Depending on the diagnosis
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| I said, «doc, I’m seeing double
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| And how are both of you?
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| No cause for alarm, it’s hopeless
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| You don’t stand a chance, it’s hopeless
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| Everybody dance!
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| Well, there’s paradise and doomsday
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| It depends on which comes first
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| There’s inner peace through meditation
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| There’s optimists and pessimists
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| I don’t know which is worse
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| But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow
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| It’s hopeless
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| The solution has been dissolved
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| The crisis has been resolved
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| There’s no need to change your plans
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| It’s a hopeless situation
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| For tomorrow is another day
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| And everything will be okay
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| And by the way, it’s hopeless
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| (hopeless) |