| Don’t get any on you if you go to Nashville
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| Don’t operate machinery if you’re on Benadryl
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| You got to have some faith if you in a lion’s den
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then
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| Club soda always don’t remove ketchup stains
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| Ain’t nothing you can take is gonna cure a migraine
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| Broken dreams is a premise in Of Mice and Men
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then
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| You’ve got to have some scars if you wanna be a poet
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| To get weeds out of a garden, you’ve got to hoe it
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| Possession with intent will get you five to ten
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then
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| Most gamblers know that they’ll never break even
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| There’s five stages to go through when you’re grieving
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| The sword is always bloodier than the pen
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then
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| You’ve got to have some scars if you wanna be a poet
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| To get weeds out of a garden, you’ve got to hoe it
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| Possession with intent will get you five to ten
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then
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| Dancing is promiscuous after midnight
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| It’s best to be content than to have to be always be right
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| You can’t fix a broken heart with a bobby pin
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then
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| You’ve got to have some scars if you wanna be a poet
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| To get weeds out of a garden, you’ve got to hoe it
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| Possession with intent will get you five to ten
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then
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| And everybody turns a bad trick now and then, woo
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| Oh, yeah
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| Oh, oh, oh |