Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Bard's Tale (From "Camp Camp" Season 2), artist - Richie Branson. Date of issue: 22.06.2017
Song language: English
The Bard's Tale (From "Camp Camp" Season 2) |
| So you know I don’t give a shit |
| Undefeated 'cause my flow is so ridiculous |
| Like a ranger with a bow I don’t ever miss |
| Used to run dungeons from the A.M. |
| to the P.M. |
| (P.M.) |
| Now I’m lucky if I get a session on the weekend (Weekend) |
| Ladies made fun of me back when I was a DM (Master) |
| Now they see me rapping they stay jumping in my DMs |
| Aw shit, aw shit, I think I’m getting old |
| Started off with tabletops now I’m on MMOs |
| Bought a brand new set of dice that I don’t get to roll |
| I’m just trying to find the time to level up my rogue |
| They try to get me into Everquest |
| But I didn’t want to play without my spell deck (Nope) |
| I don’t want to try new things, I think that’s evident |
| I’m guessing old school is what I represent |
| Look, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
| I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
| I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck) |
| I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest) |
| I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed) |
| Look, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
| I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
| I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck) |
| I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest) |
| I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed) |
| Never had the time to pay attention to my haters (Haters) |
| I was busy spending paper on that pen and paper (Paper) |
| If she’s not a roleplayer I could never date her (Date her) |
| I don’t think this song could ever make it into Fader (Fader) |
| I remember getting wood for no reason (No) |
| Used to go to school in hand-me-downs and old sneakers (Nike) |
| But when I hit the dungeon, got a lot of gold pieces |
| I was chasing after platinum like and no features (None) |
| I was making money mowing all my neighbor’s yards (Yards) |
| Hit the store and spent it all on all the latest cards (Cards) |
| Always had my party smoking victory cigars |
| Never went to class unless we talkin' 'bout my bard (OP) |
| That’s why I’m not tryin' to pay off my tuition (No) |
| Never needed education, I just needed vision (Never) |
| Playing table top, I’m dedicated like religion (God) |
| Plus I’m slightly over-powered in the 5th edition |
| Listen, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
| I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
| I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck) |
| I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest) |
| I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed) |
| Look, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
| I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
| I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck) |
| I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest) |
| I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed) |