| So you know I don’t give a shit
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| Undefeated 'cause my flow is so ridiculous
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| Like a ranger with a bow I don’t ever miss
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| Used to run dungeons from the A.M. |
| to the P.M. |
| (P.M.)
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| Now I’m lucky if I get a session on the weekend (Weekend)
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| Ladies made fun of me back when I was a DM (Master)
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| Now they see me rapping they stay jumping in my DMs
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| Aw shit, aw shit, I think I’m getting old
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| Started off with tabletops now I’m on MMOs
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| Bought a brand new set of dice that I don’t get to roll
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| I’m just trying to find the time to level up my rogue
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| They try to get me into Everquest
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| But I didn’t want to play without my spell deck (Nope)
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| I don’t want to try new things, I think that’s evident
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| I’m guessing old school is what I represent
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| Look, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest)
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| I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest)
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| I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck)
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| I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest)
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| I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed)
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| Look, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest)
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| I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest)
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| I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck)
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| I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest)
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| I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed)
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| Never had the time to pay attention to my haters (Haters)
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| I was busy spending paper on that pen and paper (Paper)
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| If she’s not a roleplayer I could never date her (Date her)
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| I don’t think this song could ever make it into Fader (Fader)
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| I remember getting wood for no reason (No)
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| Used to go to school in hand-me-downs and old sneakers (Nike)
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| But when I hit the dungeon, got a lot of gold pieces
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| I was chasing after platinum like and no features (None)
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| I was making money mowing all my neighbor’s yards (Yards)
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| Hit the store and spent it all on all the latest cards (Cards)
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| Always had my party smoking victory cigars
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| Never went to class unless we talkin' 'bout my bard (OP)
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| That’s why I’m not tryin' to pay off my tuition (No)
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| Never needed education, I just needed vision (Never)
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| Playing table top, I’m dedicated like religion (God)
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| Plus I’m slightly over-powered in the 5th edition
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| Listen, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest)
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| I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest)
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| I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck)
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| I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest)
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| I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed)
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| Look, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest)
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| I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest)
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| I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck)
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| I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest)
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| I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Bard's Tale , by - Richie Branson. Song from the album Camp Camp: Season 2 (Music from the Rooster Teeth Series), in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп