
Date of issue: 23.04.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Rooster Teeth
Song language: English
The Bard's Tale |
So you know I don’t give a shit |
Undefeated 'cause my flow is so ridiculous |
Like a ranger with a bow I don’t ever miss |
Used to run dungeons from the A.M. |
to the P.M. |
(P.M.) |
Now I’m lucky if I get a session on the weekend (Weekend) |
Ladies made fun of me back when I was a DM (Master) |
Now they see me rapping they stay jumping in my DMs |
Aw shit, aw shit, I think I’m getting old |
Started off with tabletops now I’m on MMOs |
Bought a brand new set of dice that I don’t get to roll |
I’m just trying to find the time to level up my rogue |
They try to get me into Everquest |
But I didn’t want to play without my spell deck (Nope) |
I don’t want to try new things, I think that’s evident |
I’m guessing old school is what I represent |
Look, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck) |
I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest) |
I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed) |
Look, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck) |
I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest) |
I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed) |
Never had the time to pay attention to my haters (Haters) |
I was busy spending paper on that pen and paper (Paper) |
If she’s not a roleplayer I could never date her (Date her) |
I don’t think this song could ever make it into Fader (Fader) |
I remember getting wood for no reason (No) |
Used to go to school in hand-me-downs and old sneakers (Nike) |
But when I hit the dungeon, got a lot of gold pieces |
I was chasing after platinum like and no features (None) |
I was making money mowing all my neighbor’s yards (Yards) |
Hit the store and spent it all on all the latest cards (Cards) |
Always had my party smoking victory cigars |
Never went to class unless we talkin' 'bout my bard (OP) |
That’s why I’m not tryin' to pay off my tuition (No) |
Never needed education, I just needed vision (Never) |
Playing table top, I’m dedicated like religion (God) |
Plus I’m slightly over-powered in the 5th edition |
Listen, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck) |
I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest) |
I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed) |
Look, I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
I’m on a quest (I'm on a quest) |
I just blew my whole check on a deck (On a deck) |
I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest) |
I got maxed out stats, bitch I’m blessed (Bitch I’m blessed) |
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