| An iron maiden stole my heart away-o black day
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| Her siren songs seemed to call to me-o destiny
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| She spat her thrash metal lyrics right into my mind
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| The stage thundered and the
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| Smoke bombs made me blind
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| She sang, Hello, Liebchen, wollen Sie ein Jig-a-jig, nein?
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| She says, left, right, right, left
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| Come on Joe, don’t be slow
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| Up, down, down, up
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| Come on Joe, time to go
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| In, out, out, in
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| Do it if you love me Joe
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| I know it’s art for art’s sake
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| But how much more can I take
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| What’s my share of this backlash love affair
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| Her hair extensions down to her knees-what a tease
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| She got tattoos everywhere you look-she's a comic book
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| Why she goes for my type I’ll never understand
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| She’s so demure when we promenade hand in hand
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| And when we get back home she
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| Let’s me know she’s in command
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| Those iron maidens, cool as a marble slab
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| They wrap aroound you and the cold knives cut and stab
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| I can’t live my life as someone else’s shishkebab |