| Please don’t take the baby to the liquor store
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| It’s not the kind of bottle he’s been cryin' for
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| Take our milk money and walk right out the door
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| But please don’t take the baby to the liquor store
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| Don’t need tequila candy with the worm inside
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| It’s hard for him to swallow, as well as our pride
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| His dirty feet might dangle like it’s some fun ride
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| But it’s not a grocery basket when there’s booze inside
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| Please don’t take the baby to the liquor store
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| It’s not the kind of bottle he’s been cryin' for
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| Take the milk money and walk right out the door
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| But please don’t take the baby to the liquor store
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| I searched our dusty pantry for some old saltines
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| The kids say they are hungry and I know what they mean
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| A jar of party olives and some grenadine
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| Can’t satisfy their hunger like those pork and beans
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| Please don’t take the baby to the liquor store
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| It’s not the kind of bottle he’s been cryin' for
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| Take the milk money and walk right out the door
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| But please don’t take the baby to the liquor store
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| Don’t store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
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| Easily accessible to tiny little elves
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| Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
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| Crown Royal bags aren’t mittens on a cold winter’s day
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| Please don’t take the baby to the liquor store
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| It’s not the kind of bottle he’s been cryin' for
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| Take the milk money and walk right out the door
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| But please don’t take the baby to the liquor store
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| Please don’t take the baby to the liquor store
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| Liquor store |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Please Don't Take the Baby to the Liquor Store , by - Rev. Horton Heat. Song from the album Laughin' & Cryin' With The Reverend Horton Heat, in the genre Рок-н-ролл