| You can hang out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers | 
| You can lie to me and say it’s not true | 
| You can drive ol' Mike Ness down to Houston | 
| Tell all of your friends he thinks your cool | 
| Or you can see inside the Stray Cats tour bus | 
| You can see the Butt Hole Surfers overseas | 
| You can party with the dead till you’re crazy in the head | 
| But you can’t get away from me | 
| No, you can’t get away from me | 
| Seattle, Hollywood, or N.Y.C | 
| You’re a tour bus magnet | 
| And you think that no one sees | 
| But you can’t get away from me | 
| Oh you can’t get away! | 
| Well you can party down with Warren in ol' New Orleans | 
| You can get engaged with Charlie Sexton, too | 
| You can take a ride on Billy Idol’s Harley | 
| Watch while Henry Rollins gets a tattoo | 
| Or you can run off with some Aerosmith Roadie | 
| You can get inside a party for Ice-T | 
| You can travel with the crew | 
| Till they’re all sick of you | 
| But you can’t get away from me | 
| No, you can’t get away from me | 
| Seattle, Hollywood, or N.Y.C | 
| You’re a tour bus magnet | 
| And you think that no one sees | 
| But you can’t get away from | 
| No you can’t get away from me | 
| Oh my God! | 
| You can’t get away from me |