| Like a man in love must do
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| I was moving in on you
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| And I didn’t care how long I’d have to wait
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| I knew it was a bet
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| But I now know better yet
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| That the race was over right out of the gate
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| Like a big dirigible ship
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| At first a little blip
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| Getting bigger, ever bigger in your sky
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| But as I got overhead
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| You dropped me like a ton of lead
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| And I blew up in front of everybodys eyes
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| Aw the humanity!
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| Aw the humanity!
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| Though it really wasn’t clear
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| What that guy meant when he said
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| Aw the humanity!
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| Aw the humanity!
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| I was moving in on glory
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| When all the sudden I was dead
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| Like history being made
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| It was watched by a brigade
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| Like old news reels they show in matinees
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| With the news reels in their eyes
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| Even they were most surprised
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| It unfolded in an unexpected way
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| The Hindenburg of love
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| Had me riding high above
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| My head was floating lighter than the air
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| But it ended in bad news
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| Like someone lit a fuse
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| And the explosion of my heart caused quite a blare
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| Jones and Bonham, Plant and Page
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| Put Led Zeppelin on a stage
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| And the MetLife blimp put Snoopy in the sky
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| Honey tell me, whats the deal?
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| Why I’m now burning in a field?
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| Was sabotage what made our romance die?
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| You led me to the site
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| That dark and fateful night
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| My landing lines were out and hanging down
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| But soon you lit a spark
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| Just a small electric arc
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| And history just came crashing to the ground
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| Aw the humanity!
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| Aw the humanity!
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| The announcers words were odd
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| But I’m the one who tried to holler
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| Aw the humanity!
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| Aw the humanity!
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| Our romance ended badly
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| In an unexpected way |