| Bring in the funk
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| I know you like it
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| I know you like it
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| I know you like it
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| I wake up like a old man
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| Bones cracking as I reach for my phone and
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| Scroll casually through the Instagram
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| Posts that are brand new then hit my clothes rack
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| Chuck on the polo with the Lacoste logo, and
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| Golf pants, I got cheap from Salvos, then
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| Go grab a cappuccino with the low fat
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| Lactose at the cafe I drink most at
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| 'Cause the waitress super fly, and I want a romance
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| Hold hands, follow me home like a road map
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| Go down in her wet spot like a boat ramp
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| Make her come (Hey), jamón like go HAM
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| But her icy blue eyes say I got no chance
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| So I grab the newspaper, unfold that
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| In bold caps, it says, «Turn the boats back»
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| So mad, next page, it says
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| «No matrimony for gays,» how can you promote that?
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| Stupid Murdoch is a cunt, he’s just so backward
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| But that’s a day in the life, another day in my Australian life
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| We say
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| Just another average day in my Australian
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| Australian life
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| Just another average day in my Australian
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| Paradise, paradise
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| So I roll back to my house
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| Grey matter full of demons to write about
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| Get the notebook like Gosling and the fountain
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| Tip pen I use as a sword, wiping out
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| Enemies like a full samurai, get the crown
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| Just to give it to my fans 'cause they hold me down
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| Or, or give it to my parents 'cause I owe 'em money
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| Or, or give 'em to my teachers like «Fuck you,» then bounce
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| (Fuck you, Ms. Townsend)
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| Once I’m down writing these bars, I roll a joint in my yard
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| Play «Illmatic», Nas, say «One love» to my friend
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| Musti walking past with his beautiful sister wearing a hijab
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| Finish my weed, then check Facebook for a laugh
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| But instead it is dark, all I see is Reclaim Australia rally
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| A bunch of rednecks wearing masks
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| And that’s the definition of terror to me, but that’s life, huh
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| That’s Australian life, it’s gonna be alright now
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| That’s Australian life, another day in my Australian life
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| We said
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| Just another average day in my Australian
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| Australian life
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| Just another average day in my Australian
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| Paradise
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| It’s just, it’s just another
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| It’s just, it’s just another
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| It’s just, it’s just another day
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| In my Australian life, we say
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| It’s just, it’s just another
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| It’s just, it’s just another
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| It’s just, it’s just another day
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| In my Australian life, we say
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| Do you, do you (This life)
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| Do you (What is this life?)
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| (How) does it make you feel?
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| Scared or aware of? |