| Saben porque Venezuela es el país de las mujeres?
| Do you know why Venezuela is the country of women?
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| Por los gays, por los que se van y por los que se mueren
| For the gays, for those who leave and for those who die
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| Casi no hay hombres a muchos los matan entre semanas
| There are almost no men, many are killed between weeks
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| Y muchas mujeres buscan consuelo en una lesbiana
| And many women seek comfort in a lesbian
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| Ya no queden casi hombres que las satisfagan
| There are almost no men left to satisfy them
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| La exterminacion de hombres llego aquí como una plaga
| The extermination of men came here like a plague
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| El premio de la mujer es encontrar un hombre fiel
| The woman's prize is to find a faithful man
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| Porque con tantas es difícil no ser tentado por otra piel
| Because with so many it is difficult not to be tempted by another skin
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| Ese es un gran problema en nuestra sociedad
| That is a big problem in our society.
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| Estos inevitables casos de infidelidad
| These inevitable cases of infidelity
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| Y la que tiene un novio tiene a otra poniéndole el ojo
| And the one with a boyfriend has another putting her eye on him
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| Diciendole con la vista: «Si te descuidas, lo cojo «Hay poca agua para tanta calentura
| Telling him with his eyes: "If you don't care, I'll take it" There is little water for such a fever
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| Tantas nenas aumentan el grado de sin-verguenzura
| So many babes increase the degree of shamelessness
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| Por eso son tan posesivas con su macho
| That's why they are so possessive with their male
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| Porque temen que con otra más buena le monten cacho
| Because they fear that with another better one they will mount a piece
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| Bienvenidos al país de las mujeres
| Welcome to the country of women
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| Como tú las busques, como las quieras
| As you look for them, as you want them
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| Ya que los hombres que ves hoy por hoy
| Since the men you see today
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| Si no los matan, son gays
| If they don't kill them, they're gay
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| Si sales o sueles ir a esos locales inusuales
| If you go out or usually go to those unusual places
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| Terminas rodeado como con 50 homosexuales | You end up surrounded by like 50 gays |
| Hombre con hombre, mujer con mujer y uno no disfruta
| Man with man, woman with woman and one does not enjoy
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| Ahora te dicen: «Soy lesbiana pero no soy puta «Tipos casados con familias y un gran nombre
| Now they tell you: "I'm a lesbian but I'm not a whore" Married guys with families and a big name
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| Los he visto mandando a la mierda todo por un hombre
| I've seen them fuck it all for one man
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| No quiero ni imaginarme el momento ni el sufrimiento
| I don't even want to imagine the moment or the suffering
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| Ver tu hombre salir del closet despues de tanto tiempo
| See your man come out of the closet after so long
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| Esta es una de las cosas que puede pasar una novia
| This is one of the things a girlfriend can go through
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| Y que hace que una mujer a los hombres les agarre fobia
| And what makes a woman phobic men?
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| Obviamente muchas se desilusionan y nos odian
| Obviously many are disappointed and hate us
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| Y otras solo nos usan cuando el verano las agobia
| And others only use us when the summer overwhelms them
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| Ellas trabajan y guerrean como un militar
| They work and war like a military
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| Una buena mujer tu vida la puede facilitar
| A good woman can make your life easier
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| Demasiadas andan solas sin hombres que las atiendan
| Too many walk alone without men to take care of them
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| Bienvenidos al país de las mujeres
| Welcome to the country of women
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| Como tu las busques, como las quieras
| As you look for them, as you want them
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| Ya que los hombres que ves hoy por hoy
| Since the men you see today
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| Si no los matan, son gays
| If they don't kill them, they're gay
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| Ellas son las que estan mandando, las que mas estan sonando
| They are the ones that are in charge, the ones that are ringing the most
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| Con tantas mujeres sueltas vamos a tener que clonarnos
| With so many women loose we are going to have to clone ourselves
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| Por eso es que andan mas sueltas y mas liberales
| That is why they are looser and more liberal
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| Y cuando agarran a su tipo quieren el miembro arrancarle | And when they grab their guy they want to tear the member off |
| A los hombres los están desmantelando
| Men are being dismantled
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| No hay lugar donde haya un chamo que no estén velando
| There is no place where there is a boy who is not watching
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| Vida ruda, mujeres viudas, madres con dudas
| Rude life, widowed women, mothers with doubts
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| Que se quedan solas y ven pa el cielo buscando ayuda
| That they stay alone and come to heaven looking for help
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| El varon es quien se expone mas al peligro
| The male is the one who is most exposed to danger
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| Y muchos piensan: antes que me maten mejor emigro
| And many think: before they kill me, I better emigrate
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| Las que quedan solas quedan con el corazon herido
| Those who are left alone are left with a wounded heart
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| Unas sin amor y otras maltratadas por el marido
| Some without love and others mistreated by the husband
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| Los pocos tipos que quedan prefieren meterse a gays
| The few guys that remain prefer to get into gays
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| Y pa ellas las relaciones son como un video game
| And for them relationships are like a video game
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| Tienes el control pero sabes que es ficticio el juego
| You have control but you know that the game is fictional
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| Donde si pierdes solo tienes que empezar de nuevo
| Where if you lose you just have to start over
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| Bienvenidos al país de las mujeres
| Welcome to the country of women
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| Como tu las busques, como las quieras
| As you look for them, as you want them
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| Ya que los hombres que ves hoy por hoy
| Since the men you see today
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| Si no los matan, son gays | If they don't kill them, they're gay |