Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tweet Yourself Right, artist - Reggie Watts. Album song A Live At Central Park, in the genre
Date of issue: 14.05.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Comedy Central
Song language: English
Tweet Yourself Right |
The Recieve from the ocean |
There is no commotion |
that can feel as though |
coming close to the end |
The sound of collapsing structures |
with the tiss stance |
and yes I know its just a rumor |
but I tell you its happen before |
And I know |
She said |
And we did the best we |
til we woke up in the bed yes, yeah yeeeah |
Pull your zippo out and show the world |
that you can feel as though its 1978 |
But the shitty thing about lighters |
that they tend to heat up |
and they’re hard the pressure on the activation plate |
So Take a break |
Let your friend do it for a while |
Pass it around |
so that flame steeps steeps keeps goin |
And they’re doin the olypics like Eternal Flames |
Yeah |
For the Moment |
And sooner we’ll use our cell phones |
And remember that footage from Youtube concert |
Where everybody pulled out their cell phones |
and that was the first time we were like |
Oh my god, thats like really crazy |
its like a new kind of lighters but its a cell phone display |
Watch it like a Hawk |
Watch it like an Eagle |
Watch it like a Hawk, |
like a Sparrow, |
like a Bluejay, |
Semiplume, |
may implode around an owl waiting in the trees |
I know some of you may like to enjoy |
Ben & Jerry’s late at night or some equivalent |
that makes you feels as though you have some brand association |
with something that makes you feel comfortable in the mint |
I know some of you like sleep late at night |
with your laptops at an angle so the display isn’t too bright |
and yes you can see the rest of movie but you always forget |
and you fall asleep with the computer on your chest sometimes fall on the |
ground yeeeah. |
You were thinking, you were alone, you had some time |
You didn’t wanna talk on the phone |
so you would watch your |
favorite epidsodes of whatever you think is really cool right now |
But I noticed |
How we always seem to |
yearn for somebody there |
When they’re gone, and yes, and we want to feel ourselves against the skin of |
someone else |
and we feel the heat of the sun shining down. |
Yeah |
When you take a little bit of cheese |
and you don’t eat all of the cheese |
and you wrap it up in the cheese wrapper |
that you think you should throw it away |
but there is a reason why they give it to you in the special wrapping paper |
because it allows the perfect amount of moisture |
and it retains the moisture that is required by the cheese to develop its |
flavor through time |
thats being slowed down and stay compensitions staying inside your refrigerator |
yeah |
So take a lovely |
and put it on your |
Make sure that the Kleenex |
Is close by the computer monitor |
Here is a tip |
from a Veteran |
Pull out a couple of pieces of |
Kleenex |
And set it down close to your dominant hand |
because sometimes you just wait far too long |
and its too late |
And you have something on your display |
and you want to wipe it off |
and you think you get it all |
and your friends come over |
and they say |
You have a dirty monitor |
And you think to yourself |
Boy, You don’t really know yes. |
Boy! |
You don’t really know yeah. |
Put a towel on the seat that you’re sitting on |
Girls |
Put a towel on the surface that you’re sitting on |
Girrls, yeah. |
Unless you’re the type of girl that |
doesn’t really purchase anything |
that would make a excuse for a towel |
and I insist that you put a little towel between your legs because |
and it always runs down |
and it always leaves a stain |
and I warn you that I really love you |
but I have to say that its kinda strange |
I see it every day that I see it in the day light. |
I’m just saying when you’re drinking coffee in bed yeah |
Make sure you do it right |
Yeeeeah |
Its get proud on this motha fucka yeah |
Thank you kindly |
Thank you North Carolina |
North Carolina |
Have you on my mind |
because your accent isn’t that strong |
yeah |
Mississippi |
Put down your own blues and the delta selves and the things that come to strike |
the storm |
Led Zepplin |
yes |
Borrowed a line from you |
yeah yeah |
the yard birds |
the birds |
the birds |
the birds |
the who |
the who who |
the who bo who |
the boo chewy whoo |
yeah yeah |
and Oasis |
and with their big additudes and big egos |
They never lasted for long |
and people are going to forget them |
because they were assholes to lots of people |
And it shows you if you don’t have the compassion |
to take advantage of your advantages and life |
and people won’t like you and they’ll won’t write |
Nice things on your twitter |
and your Facebook |
and your Oracle |
and the next version of the social network yeah |
Oh yes |
Did you tweet today |
Did you tweet yourself to a tweet |
Did ya tweet yourself |
You gotta tweet yourself right yeah |
If you don’t tweet yourself right |
You will never know how you’re going to miss out on the tweetiness |
The Tweet |
tweet tweet |
tweet |
tweet tweet |
Did you update your Facebook |
Did you use a multi-user interface platform |
Like tweetdeck |
So you can just put one thing in |
and it sends it out to 4 different things |
like foursquare |
or like Myspace, who the fuck uses Myspace anymore yeah? |
Lets come back to friendster |
Lets support friendster |
Lets support friendster |
and tell them to make an app finally |
and stop being a weird digital Lonely island floating out in space |
that you cannnot connect in anyway at all |
Thus defeating the very notion of a social interference |
that should be felt accross the globe |
But I can tell you that |
Fallin in love isn’t the same as falling out of love |
Falling out of LOVE |
WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAA OH |
Yeah UH! |
Tell her about it tell her! |
Kidding |
Just kidding |
I was just kidding |
I was just kidding |