Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Crab Cakes, artist - Reggie Watts. Album song A Live At Central Park, in the genre Date of issue: 14.05.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Comedy Central
Song language: English
Crab Cakes |
| Hey guys, do you think at one point maybe I could give a cue word and you guys |
| just kinda freeze like you’re about to laugh? |
| Like just kinda go (makes face), like that? |
| Then I’ll freeze too and then when I unfreeze we’ll just keep going |
| You know what I’m saying? |
| Like nothing happened? |
| Are you guys down with that? |
| cheers |
| So when I say, um, when I say crab cakes, just start to laugh and then freeze |
| Alright? |
| And I’ll freeze with you |
| Hold on let me get this right |
| So as I’m at the beach the other day, and you know there’s this like lady |
| She won’t move out the way |
| I’m like 'lady you’ve got the whole beach here' laughs |
| You know? |
| And Miami’s tough, you know, miami’s tough |
| No one really cares about the arts there |
| But I’ll tell you one thing: |
| They can speak a mean Spanish |
| Am I not correct? |
| Don Johnson, you know? |
| Burn Notice. |
| Burn Notice anyone? |
| Miami, Nebraska, sister cities |
| Really important, you know |
| If you want beer, repeat it several times, look no further |
| Ladies and gentleman, once upon a time, I was in Maine, and I was eating some |
| lobster |
| Let me tell you, the lobster in Maine is delicioso |
| And they also make these other things there, you know what I’m sayin'? |
| They make this clam chowder that’s so delicious |
| It’s real delicious. |
| And Maine’s not really known for clams, but they’ve got good clams there |
| But another thing that Maine makes that’s so amazing, and you cannot deny this, |
| I know a lot of you girls out there you goin' like 'uh uh', because we do |
| pretty good here |
| You know what I’m sayin'? |
| Crime |
| Crime is pretty good |
| But New York has its style |
| You know what I’m sayin'? |
| But I was in Maine the other day and I was working at this gig at north fifty |
| fifth and fifth, fifth fir-fir fff fif avenue and |
| And there was this cart, you know one of those food carts |
| And I came up to the food cart, and I was like, 'wha-wha-wha the fuck you |
| sellin'? |
| I said it like that, but I had a smile |
| And the guy was like 'I can make you some hot dogs' |
| And I was like 'That sounds pretty good, but can you make me some CRAB CAKES'? |
| laughs then silence |
| Right? |
| Right? |
| Right? |
| Right? |
| Erright? |
| Werrr? |
| That’d be horrible if that’s what it turned into |
| Werrr. |
| Erre. |
| Rerrro. |
| scooby laugh |
| Zoikes |
| Ok guys lets stop fucking around. |