Lyrics Little Mary Sunshine - Reefer Madness

Little Mary Sunshine

RALPH
Little Mary Sunshine with her hem cut so low
Little Mary Sunshine with her ducks in a row
MARY
It burns my lungs
RALPH
Little Mary Sunshine needs a change in her life
MARY
My head feels funny, Ralph
RALPH
Little Mary Sunshine needs a man
MARY
Oh
RALPH
Now come on, Mary Sunshine
It’s time that you learned to be bad!
You make a charming armful
So snuggle up, my buttercup, 'cuz you been had
MARY
Ralph, I think you tricked me
RALPH
Oh, smoke it, Mary Sunshine
Dissolve in the sweet burning glow
Come lose yourself in pleasure
When the bambalacha’s gotcha you’ll forget the word «No»
MARY
I can’t, what about… Jimmy?
RALPH
Jimmy’s a rube, provincial and dull
Don’t be tricked, he’s strictly quadrilateral!
MARY
Jimmy’s a boy, I’m ready for men
RALPH AND MARY
Let’s go up and down and up and down and
MARY
Down again!
RALPH
Mary Sunshine, you are ultra ultra!
MARY
I feel a little naughty!
RALPH
Baby, I’ll help you relax!
MARY
I’ll tie you up with phone cord
We’ll play with whips and nipple clips and candle wax!
RALPH
Now hold on, Mary Sunshine
Let’s not get carried away!
MARY
Just call me Mary «Wanna»
And Mary’s got some scary little games to play!
I’ll lather you up and give you a shave
A paddling while straddling my little slave!
Down on your knees!
It’s pointless to fight!
Save your strength, it’s gonna be a lengthy night!
RALPH, MARY
Goodbye to Mary Sunshine!
Reefer has blown out her mind!
She’s now a hot-hay hussy!
MARY
Don’t you run!
I’m not done!
Can’t you tell we’ve just begun?!
What’s your rush?
You’re not having fun?!
RALPH
No, I’m really not!
RALPH, MARY
Mary, Mary Sunshine
Burns for, yearns for dirty love!