Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I'm A Truck, artist - Red Simpson.
Date of issue: 03.07.2009
Song language: English
I'm A Truck |
Hello I’m a truck |
You’ve heard songs about truck drivers many times their stories told |
How they pulled out of Pittsburg for six days on the road |
Bout the Feather River Canyon and climbin' the old grapevine |
That old roadhouse down in Texas and the girls they’ve left behind |
You’ve heard their tales of daring and I think that’s just fine |
But if you can spare a minute well I’d like to tell you mine |
There’d be no truck drivers if it wasn’t for us trucks |
No double clutching gear jaming coffee drinking nuts |
They’ll drive their way to glory and they have all the luck |
There’d be no truck drivers if it wasn’t for us trucks |
Well there he sits in that cafe drinking coffee and telling lies |
Prob’ly telling 'em how to talk that hill ten miles back |
How telling 'em how he missed a gear and that Volkswagen full of hippies |
Passed us like I was sitting up on jacks or how we took that curve over on 66 |
Han’t-a been for me hanging on the shoulder we’d both wound up in the ditch |
If we’re on time he takes the credit if we’re late I get the blame |
Up those hills with shutters open my stacks are running flame |
My stack a running red light sucking diesel from the tanks |
I take him south and bring him back without a word of thanks |
So now you’ve heard my story and I guess it’s my tough luck |
There’d be no truck drivers if it wadn’t for us trucks |
There’d be no truck drivers… |
Look at him sipping coffee and flirtin' with that waitress |
And where do you think he left me that’s right next to cattle truck (mooo) |
Why couldn’t we have put me next to that little pink mack sittin' over there |
Gosh she’s got pretty mud flaps and talk about stracked they’re both chromed |
Well he’ll be coming out in a minute and he’ll get that bar |
And he’ll go around and beat on my tires |
You know for two pints of diesel I’d have a flat on the inside dual |
Ha that fixed him I never did like the way he drives anyhow |
Thainks he’s God’s gift to waitresses he never gives 'em a tip |
Well I know what he’s gonna do now he’s gonna take out |
The tape cartridge of Back Owens and play it again |
I don’t know why he don’t get a Merle Haggard tape |