| They say I gotta be half crazy to be doing what I do
|
| I’m a slap happy, gear jamming coffee drinking, truck driving fool
|
| I may have a little shimmy in this cracker box Jimmie
|
| But I ain’t never cracked up yet
|
| The more I try to make a buck in this beat up truck
|
| The more semi crazy I get
|
| Yeah, I’m semi-crazy, I gotta be half nuts
|
| To keep running up and down the road in these semi trucks
|
| I might a had half a mind to slow it down for a time
|
| But I’m never gonna give it up 'til I’m pushing up daisies
|
| I’ll be semi-crazy
|
| I’m just a truck driving fool who never finished school
|
| I got my learning at the old truck stop
|
| They said I won’t amount to much when a gear shift
|
| And a clutch was the only education I got
|
| I’m just an old blue collar, semi-crazy road scholar
|
| They tell me that I’m half insane
|
| And I’ve been driving so long, I got diesel in my blood
|
| And ninety weight oil on my brain
|
| 'Cause I’m semi-crazy, yeah, 'bout half nuts
|
| To keep running up and down the road in these semi trucks
|
| I might a had half a mind to slow it down for a time
|
| But I’m never gonna give it up 'til I’m pushing up daisies
|
| I’ll be semi-crazy
|
| Everybody says we’re dingy 'cause we’re too semi-crazy to stop
|
| That’s the handle that were stuck with, no matter if we like it or not
|
| Through the desert and the mountains
|
| The sunshine, the rain and the snow
|
| We’ll be double clutching daddies 'til we’re over the hill
|
| And we’re never gonna take it slow
|
| Yeah, I’m semi-crazy, I gotta be half nuts
|
| To keep running up and down the road in these semi trucks
|
| I might a had half a mind to slow it down for a time
|
| But I’m never gonna give it up 'til I’m pushing up daisies
|
| I’ll be semi-crazy
|
| 'Til they put us in the ground
|
| They’ll never shut us down
|
| Till we’re six feet under
|
| We’ll be rolling thunder
|
| Oh yeah, hey breaker one nine
|
| Red, you out there?
|
| You got Lenear Junior out here
|
| Come on back
|
| Hey Lenear, this is old Cornbread Red
|
| How ya doing, boy?
|
| Well, I’m a little semi-crazy
|
| From drivin' this truck too long but I’ll be alright
|
| Ha, ha, ha, me too
|
| What do ya think of that, Dudley? |