| You heard about the singing brakeman;
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| You might have seen a singing cowboy, too…
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| I’m Joe the singing janitor
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| I’m at a theater near you
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| I’ll also be appearing at the concert you’ll be hearing…
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| But I won’t be singing with the band
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| I’m Joe the singing janitor
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| Cleanin' up for the folks; |
| gettin' by the best I can
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| I’m in your school room, your pool room, your office, and your home…
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| And I’ll always give you service with a smile
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| And most folks don’t think that a janitor needs
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| A little kindness once in a while
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| Well I really don’t care if you think I’m a square
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| From my hat down to my shoes
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| I’m Joe the singing janitor…
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| So go easy on a guy who’s tryin' to make life easy on you!
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| Well the school kids like to have a laugh on me
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| With their spitballs and chewin' gum mess…
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| Making fun of my cornball singing voice
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| And the real square way I dress
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| Well I’m gonna sing a song in the principal’s office
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| So they better respect an old man
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| I’m Joe the singing janitor…
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| Workin' hard for the kids; |
| gettin' by the best I can!
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| Well if a broomstick was a microphone…
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| I could show you all a thing or two
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| I ain’t on the stage, just a dirty old floor…
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| And I got a lotta work to do
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| I can’t carry a tune in a bucket…
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| But I carry that bucket with pride
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| I’m Joe the singing janitor…
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| I’m the man behind the mop; |
| I make everything sparkle and shine!
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| I’m in your school room, your pool room, your office, and your home…
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| And I’ll always give you service with a smile
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| And most folks don’t think that a janitor needs
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| A little kindness once in a while
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| Well I really don’t care if you think I’m a square
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| From my hat down to my shoes
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| I’m Joe the singing janitor…
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| So go easy on a guy who’s tryin' to make life easy on you |