| I remember years ago a place I loved to go
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| Palm trees, sunshine beaches and never any snow
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| Then bastards came in numbers to infiltrate the place
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| Crime and murder rates have soared in Florida's disgrace
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| Now they've ruined Miami, they've let it go to piss
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| Now they've ruined Miami, there's nothing left to miss
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| Now they've ruined Miami, and my vacation plans
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| Guess I'II have to stay at home until they fix it. |
| man!
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| Now they've got new gun laws, and everybody's armed
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| They say it's their protection, no need to be alarmed
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| I hate to be sarcastic but I wear the shoe that fits
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| Miami is a city that has all but gone to shit
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| I really wish I didn't have to write sarcastic songs
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| But modern day society has got to right these wrongs
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| Old men and women now have guns and they can't even drive
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| They can't aim, and they can't shoot and we cannot survive
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| Cemeteries filling up, they'll have to make some room
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| People wasting people, I sense impending doom
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| So if you love Miami, you'll get what you deserve
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| Better pack a bullet proof vest, and pills to soothe your nerves |