| You never thought I’d do it, you never say it coming
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| But it happened and they caught you in the act
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| I used you for a set-up I used you for a decay
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| And you fool: you went and fell into the trap
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| You took me for an ally but I knew you were an enemy
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| You got what you deserved because I’m shrewd
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| You knew I was an expert in the art of pulling rip-offs
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| But you never dreamed I’d put the heat on you
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| I took the cash: you took the fall
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| You get arrested: I had a ball
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| You went to jail: I stole your car
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| I’m having fun while you’re behind the bars
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| You tried to tell the cops but they laugh right in your face
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| But now they’re gonna throw the book at you
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| Tough lesson for a rookie but they caught you with the cookie
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| And now your brief carreer as thief is through
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| I’m the master scammer while they threw you in the slammer
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| I was in your car and made my getaway
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| I’m counting tens and twenties, yeah, I’m counting all our money
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| And you know I’m gonna spend it all today
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| So if you wanna pull a heist you’d better get some good advice
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| Before you meet another creep like me
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| Don’t really think you like your cell, I think you’d rather be in hell
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| But now I know the art of running free
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| I know you really hate me and I know you wanna waste me
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| But I also know you’re smarter than you look
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| So when they do parole you and you think you’re on a roll
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| You’d better think before I bait another hook
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| (for you) |