| You piss me off, you drive me nuts
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| You drink my beer and you always smoke my butts
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| You owe me money, you owe me big
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| You washed up nothing, you slob, you pig
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| Don’t say you know me
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| Don’t say we’ve met
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| You squirmy worm, why don’t you pay back all your debts?
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| You’re always sorry, but then you’re back
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| Bleed me dry until I die, I’II have a heart attack
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| They warned me, but I never heard
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| You always take advantage of me
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| I told you, settle the score
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| But you think your lunches are free
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| You used to work to earn your keep
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| But you always called in sick
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| And now you spend the day asleep
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| I’m not your mom, I’m not your dad
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| I’m not a genius but I know when I’ve been had
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| They warned me, but I never heard
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| You always take advantage of me
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| I told you, settle the score
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| But you think your lunches are free
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| Free lunch!
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| I want my cash and you expunge
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| My money is the water and you wanna be the sponge
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| You never change, but then again
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| You’ve always been a loser, but you’re also my best friend
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| They warned me, but I never heard
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| You always take advantage of me
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| I told you, settle the score
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| But you think your lunches are free
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| They warned me, but I never heard
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| You always take advantage of me
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| I told you, settle the score
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| But you think your lunches are free |