| I tell you that I'm brilliant, 'cause I know more than you
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| I tell you I'm not arrogant, because I know it's true
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| I tell you I'm a sadist, because I love to kill
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| I tell you I'm an asshole but I've got an iron will
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| I tell you I'm a genius, and I control your life
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| I tell you you're not listening and stab you with my knife
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| I tell you you're a dying man, I tell you that you're dead
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| I tell you I'm a liar, don't believe a word I said
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| Accidental damage when I was just a tyke
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| Head injury I suffered when I wiped out on my bike
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| Concussion changed my attitude and now I live to hate
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| Demented and disturbed, I try to tree me from my fate
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| I tell you I'm a preacher, and I will save your soul
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| A born again evangelist, I've got a TV show
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| I tell you 'send your money': redemption will be yours
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| I say you haven't sent enough, you'd better send some more
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| I've made a giant fortune by conning all these fools
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| The bible belters send the cash 'cause they believe my rules
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| No sympathy for morons, they really want to pay
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| I told them I'm a liar but they listened anyway
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| Evangelists and murderers are ruthless
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| They seem different but they're really the same
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| In different ways they prey on all the weaklings
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| In different ways they think it's just a game
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| Swaggert told the world that he was sorry
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| Bakker asked us all to forgive
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| Knuckleheads still send in their money
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| Cause it's the only way they know how to live |