| God looked around
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| He didn’t see nothin'
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| Said, «Well shucks, let there be light»
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| So up come the sun
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| Bright as all get-out
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| And then he split it up into day and night
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| God looked around
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| Wasn’t much to look at
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| So he fabricated the heavens and earth
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| So now there’s solid ground
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| Divvied up by waters
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| He said, «Well, there it is, for what it’s worth»
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| He gave wings to birds
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| Ao they’d fly in the air
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| And legs for critters walkin' on the ground
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| Allocated fish to the water
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| And beasts to the fields
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| And creeping things to crawl around
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| God looked around
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| He didn’t see no one
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| He reached down and he picked up some dust
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| Then he spit on it
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| And he kneaded it like bread dough
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| And a man rose up full-grown as such
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| God looked at the man
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| He saw that he was lonely
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| Said, «Go to sleep, I guess I ain’t done»
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| He pried out one of his ribs
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| And he slapped some hide around it
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| There was two now where once there’s one
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| He gave it some curves
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| And lips red a cherries
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| And ravishing curly raven hair
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| Well the man, he woke up
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| And he looked at the woman
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| He said, «Whoa Lord, you done answered my prayers»
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| Now things was righteous
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| When a snake walked up
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| Said «Hey woman, take a bite of this
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| «You'll be smart as God
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| «And you’ll live forever
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| «You'll be foolish to resist»
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| The woman said «Uh-uh
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| «I don’t eat from that tree
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| «Those was God’s very own words»
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| Oh, but the snake sweet-talked her
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| And she took a bite
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| And the she realized she’s naked as a jaybird
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| The woman went to the man
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| And he took a taste
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| «Well I’m undraped» he proclaimed
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| And they heard God a-comin'
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| So they went and hid
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| 'Course they was naked and ashamed
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| Well, God found 'em
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| Said, «You ate forbidden fruit»
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| The woman cried «The snake duped me, I was tempted»
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| God said «I told you not to
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| «And since you disobeyed
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| «Your time here in paradise is ended»
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| So God cast 'em out
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| Dooming us all to die
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| That’s why it’s the way it is
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| And God said to the snake
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| «You done walkin' and talkin'»
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| That’s why to this day they slither and hiss |