Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song New Year's Eve at the Gates of Hell, artist - Ray Wylie Hubbard. Album song The Grifter's Hymnal, in the genre Кантри
Date of issue: 25.03.2012
Record label: Bordello
Song language: English
New Year's Eve at the Gates of Hell |
It’s New Year’s Eve at the gates of hell |
Give the Antichrist a cigarette |
And tell him the boys are here all the way from Oklahoma |
Oh Lord, what the hell is that aroma? |
It’s Jimmy Perkins and the other sons-of-bitches |
Who ripped off musicians and they stole their riches |
They’re burning over yonder with the Fox News whores |
And, oh look, is that the singer for The Doors? |
Nope, my mistake 'cause no matter what they did |
Poets deserve to be in heaven; |
and by the way, kid |
Why am I here when I wasn’t that bad? |
I just didn’t like churches but I never wore plaid |
Now I know I’m funky and strip bar dirty |
And I like a Les Paul through a Vox AC30 |
There’s something 'bout a lipstick pickup |
Plugged right into a Blond Tremolux |
I guess I deserve to be burned alive |
Since I pawned my '59 ES 335 |
And sure I drank a lot of gin and tonic |
But I never threw away my Panasonic |
I kept that turntable through my divorce |
Playing Neil Young and Crazy Horse |
Drunk out of my mind singing «Tonight's The Night» |
It was as lethal on vinyl as China White |
Now maybe one time I used an Ouija board |
And I never learned to make a B-flat chord |
So I got a double-headed snake tattoo |
I love Tao Te Ching by Lao Tsu |
The action and the motion of a roulette wheel |
And a woman walking away in a pair of high heels |
Now once I drew to an inside straight flush |
And I wished I could sing like Otis Rush |
The truth of the matter is I really can’t sing |
But I can quote Martin Luther King |
His words are stronger than angel dust is |
«The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice» |
Now back to New Year’s Eve at the gates of hell |
It’s kinda like the Beverly Hills Hotel |
If you can get a table next to the fire |
A sign says «Jacket and tie required» |
The devil is bad and God of course is good |
But there’s one thing I never understood: |
God throws us down in hell for all our sins |
Burning in a fire and it never ends |
The decision is made at the highest level |
Seems Got outsources his work to the devil |
Like he’s an employee on the vice squad |
Appears like the devil is working for God |
I can’t believe I said that |
I’m losing it |
Did I mention Jimmy Perkins is a lying son of a bitch? |
Oh, that’s good |