| A happy start a sad sad ending
|
| For every minute of the story
|
| See as their wills are broke and bending
|
| See the good girls in their glory
|
| A primary academy we’re a second seminary
|
| Teaching finishing rinse, and dancing tips, and scorn
|
| Always concerned with plummeting virginity rates
|
| We lecture young girls on how babies are born
|
| Children, make a chain! |
| oh, children make a chain!
|
| The staff here is severe, yet so altruistic
|
| It hurts us more than it hurts them
|
| The new girls are tender, the old ones sadistic
|
| The late janitress was a gem
|
| Don’t belive what the boys from next door heard
|
| Requirements do include maths
|
| We draw straws and put our best foot forward
|
| Down the straight and narrow path
|
| Listen to our pretty song
|
| We are happy as the day is long
|
| Forget the things you thought you knew
|
| We´ll make a very good girl of you (x2)
|
| A pupil transferred here from Lavender Lake
|
| She wrote a winning essay on self-denial
|
| Some underage urchins were forced to matriculate
|
| Their records kept here undefiled
|
| A neat retreat slips through their fingers
|
| Which little girl made the plan?
|
| Surely involved were the vespers bell-ringers
|
| Down a ladder, through the gate, then they ran!
|
| Listen to our pretty song
|
| We are happy as the day is long
|
| Forget the things you thought you knew
|
| We’ll make a very good girl of you (x2)
|
| …and the girls ran out of the schoolyard and up the hill behind
|
| «I'm scared!» |
| said the littlest one
|
| «Don't worry.» |
| said the leader
|
| «They could catch us, or they could kill us
|
| But they can never crush our spirit!» |