Lyrics PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork - Rasputina

PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork

Pj:
I’m so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot!
Vincent:
I know you are, babe
Pj:
No, it’s quite hot in here
Vincent:
Are you stupid?
It is the nature of a glass house
Oh fabulous, here’s Matthew and Bjork
Bjork:
Hello
Matthew:
Vincent, Polly — So good to see you
Bjork:
I’m so excited!
I’ve never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before
The erotic reawakening that Matthew has brought about in me…
He’s opened up a lot of plebeian activities that I’ve not… Experienced before
now.
I’m loving it, to do these things that aren’t necessarily elfin…
Vincent:
Yea, Bjork, whatever
I just wanna know when you two go down, who’s wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?
Pj:
Vincent!
How rude!
Could I weigh any less?
I’m really quite shy of my weight, but I like to take
on characters for performing with the use of make-up.
Eye make-up and--and
lipstick and--some more lipstick -- it’s really quite transformative!
And when I’ve thrown up everything I’ve just eaten then I feel--
Bjork:
Oh to throw up -- It means what?
Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?
I want to know so many things
I’ve got a lot of money for designer clothes
I can just trudge through the desert getting my Comme des Garons skirt all
dirty and dusty…
It don’t matter
If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it
Matthew:
I say, khaki chinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say
to a picnic?
I’ve got the basket in the bentley…
We could play some touch football, what do you say?
Vincent:
Hey, yeah, Matthew, we’re both hot former football players
I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap-- like a
twig--at the smallest tackle
Let’s put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing
Polly?
Oh look, she’s banging her head against the wall… And Bjork’s recording it
Bjork:
The rhythm!
It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!
Matthew:
Isn’t she a darling thing?
Vincent:
When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone’s ass, and then I think--
Matthew:
How dare you, sir!
That’s my childwoman you’re speaking of!
Vincent:
Matthew, I didn’t say Bjork
I’m just thinking of any ass
Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass
Like my ass is--
Pj:
Vincent you are an ass!
You are an ass!
Matthew:
What about my ass?
It’s hard from sports
This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of
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