| Let me tell 'bout a kid I know
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| We met a while ago
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| At the State Fair
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| He was showing his blue ribbon pig
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| I was thinking big
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| While I was combing my hair
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| He was never like the other guys
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| Selling curly-fries
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| Or rigging the games
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| 4-H was his one true love
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| We’d hang out above
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| The dunk tank when it rains
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| Gonna step-up, step-up, step right up
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| I’m never-ever never-ever coming home
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| I’m really into the boys that work there
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| The feeling you get when your ticket they tear
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| Four days in May: The State Fair!
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| I used to go out with this other man
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| He ran the sno-cone stand
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| He looked good from behind
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| I like a baggy kind of overall
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| They don’t really show at all
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| I can use my mind
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| I’m gonna step-up, step-up, step right up
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| I’m never-ever never-ever coming home |