Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, artist - Primus. Album song They Can't All Be Zingers, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 31.12.2005
Record label: Interscope
Song language: English
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver |
Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaver |
And she shows it off to all her friends |
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her |
So she caged him up with cyclone fence |
Along came Lou with the old baboon |
And said, «Recognize that smell? |
Smells like seven layers |
That beaver eats Taco Bell.» |
Now Rex, he was a Texan out of New Orleans |
And he traveled with the carnival shows |
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars |
And he candied up his nose. |
He got wind of the big brown beaver |
So he though he’d take himself a peek |
But the beaver was quick |
And grabbed him by the kiwis |
Now he ain’t pissed for a week |
(And a half!) |
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver |
And she stuck him up in the air |
Said, «I sure do love this big brown beaver |
And I wish I did have a pair.» |
Now the beaver once slept for seven days |
And it gave us all an awful fright |
So I tickled his chin, and I gave him a pinch |
And the bastard tried to bite |
Wynona loved her big brown beaver |
And she stroked him all the time |
She pricked her finger one day, and it occurred to her |
She might have a porcupine |