
Date of issue: 31.12.2005
Record label: Interscope
Song language: English
Tommy The Cat |
Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have |
nestled it’s way into his mighty throat. |
Many a fat alley rat had met it’s demise while staring point blank down the |
cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine. |
Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator. |
Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, |
But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did. |
«She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit. |
The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of |
Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days. |
The sight was beyond belief. |
Many a head snapped for double — even triple — takes as this vivacious feline |
made her her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the |
young tabbys were known to hang out. |
They hung in droves. |
Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one |
place… |
And that was O’malley’s Alley. |
The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended), |
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart |
of the alley. |
She knew what she wanted. |
She was lookin' for that stud bull, the he cat. |
And that was me. |
Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee… |
«Say baby do you wanna lay down by me» |
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