| Jerry was a race car driver
|
| And he drove so goddamned fast
|
| He never did win no checkered flag
|
| But he never did come in last
|
| Jerry was a race car driver
|
| He'd say El solo number one
|
| With a bocephus sticker
|
| On his 442 he'd light 'em up
|
| Just for fun
|
| Captain Pierce was a fireman
|
| Richmond engine number three
|
| I'll be a wealthy man when I get
|
| A dime for all the things that
|
| Man taught to me
|
| Captain Pierce was a strong man
|
| Strong as any man alive
|
| It stuck in his craw that they
|
| Made him retire at the age of 65
|
| Jerry was a race car driver
|
| 22 years old
|
| Had too many cold beers one night
|
| And wrapped himself around a telephone pole. |