Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Is My Face on Straight, artist - Premiata Forneria Marconi. Date of issue: 18.10.2018
Song language: English
Is My Face on Straight |
| Inflate you waistcoat, wind down your eyes, |
| Tie on your best smile, check your disguise. |
| Dryclean your old jokes, practise despair, |
| Hide your relations under the stairs. |
| You’re invited to attend the turkey party convention; |
| Isn’t that nice? |
| You can leave your troubles at the door |
| We have ways to make you cheer |
| As long as you’re not sick or poor |
| A negro or a queer. |
| We can fit you with a suit of clothes |
| That will make you look like us, |
| An appointments book and a new outlook |
| A ladder or a truss |
| Have another cup of reality |
| Drink and drink some more! |
| You can own a boat, a house, a car, |
| Or live like Howard Hughes; |
| Come on what have you got to lose… |
| And if you’re discreet there are pleasures sweet |
| You can even swap your wife |
| If you'11 only sign the dotted une |
| You'11 be fine… Oh so fine… |
| Thank you for joining here are your pills |
| The man in the white coat wilI send you the bill. |
| Would you like to meet |
| Our most distinguished member… a doctor Faustus by name! |
| Is my face on straight? |
| Will they laugh at the gate |
| Oh I mustn' t be late |
| Is my face on straight? |
| Is my face on straight? |
| Will they let me throught the gate |
| Oh I mustn’t be late |
| Is my face on straight… Is my face on straight… |
| Is my face on straight? |