| No, he don’t have time for no scientists
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| He says they don’t agree
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| Likes to spend his time on the internet
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| Shows him what he wants to see
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| He will drive you around in his Jaguar
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| He’s a BA frequent flyer
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| He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
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| Climate change denier.
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| He talks about solar cycles,
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| says they’ll never make him pay.
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| He says an Exxon-funded study
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| says everything’s okay
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| He loves to show you the emails,
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| how the liberals conspire
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| He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
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| Climate change denier.
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| Says there’s a war on the motorists,
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| the economy needs cars
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| Gets his meat from farms in the Amazon,
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| his opinions from Mars
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| He’d be right behind global warming
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| If our summers would be drier
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| He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
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| Climate change denier.
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| His house is high on a hillside
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| He heats his patio
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| Says if the earth is getting hotter, well
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| What was the last snow?
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| Tries to speak like Jeremy Clarkson
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| Thinks that he’s the new Messiah
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| He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
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| Climate change denier.
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| He’s not afraid of the future
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| When he won’t be alive
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| Says he’s worked so hard on his life for
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| The right to drink and drive
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| He respects you have an opinion
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| But he tells you you’re a liar
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| He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
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| Climate change denier.
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| He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
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| Climate change denier. |