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Date of issue: 22.02.2021
Song language: English
Theme Song |
Abi: We should totally have a theme song |
Kevin: Why would we have a theme song? |
Abi: All the detective teams on TV have theme songs and catchy names. |
We could be Abi and The Mouse |
Kevin: Whoa! |
I don’t think so. |
We should be Kevin and The Witch |
Abi: That’s not bad Abi and The Mouse is cooler though |
Kevin: I think Kevin and The Witch is way cooler |
Abi: But first we need a super fun theme song, something like… |
If something dark nefarious comes creeping round your house |
Crimes you can’t unwind then just call Abi and The Mouse |
If the cops are lost and you are at your wits last end |
We’ll solve it all just give a call when you’re all out of friends |
When something sinister it slithers round your part of town |
Murder foul don’t howl just call us Abi and The Mouse |
Kevin: Well that’s nice, but the lyrics need a little touch up |
Abi: Yeah they could use a rewrite. |
What were you thinking? |
Kevin: Oh, something like this: |
If murderers are on your nerves and make your eyeballs twitch |
Don’t you moan pick up the phone call Kevin and the Witch |
We’ll ace the toughest case without a snag or drag or hitch |
Kevin is the sweet one, Abi’s kind of a b--- |
Abi: Don’t you dare say it! |
Kevin: |
Something wrong just offed your mom and you are in a glitch |
We’re the friends at your wits end, Kevin and The Witch |
Abi: I don’t even know where to start with everything that was wrong with that |
Kevin: Genius knows no boundaries |
Abi: If I randomly pointed to words in a dictionary it would be more-- |
Kevin: Seriously though I love this, but our theme song should be less Saturday |
morning cartoon and more mysterious. |
Something like this: one two three |
Abi: |
It’s true sometimes you need a sleuth detectives on your side |
Kevin: |
Brilliant, sly, astute, and wise we always get our guy |
Abi’s fun and sweet but her spells can kick your behind |
Abi: |
Kevin has a brilliant mind nothing escapes his eye |
Abi and Kevin: |
If the cops have given up don’t panic don’t you twitch |
The best detective team out there the Mouse and yes, the Witch |
Abi: That probably needs a few rewrites |
Kevin: Wow, song lyrics are harder than I thought |
Abi: Maybe we should just hire that poet at the Gryphon’s Tail? |
Kevin: He just writes depressing stuff about the meaninglessness of existence |
Abi: Yeah, but he can rhyme |
Kevin: Sure, if you need things that rhyme with abyss and pain |
Abi: I need a catchphrase |