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Date of issue: 22.02.2021
Song language: English
The Pendant of Kultainen |
Kevin: That they’re all idiots. |
What about you? |
Abi: Well I’m getting a really interesting read off this Kultainen pendant |
Kevin: Ryvyr, what can you tell us of this thing? |
Ryvyr: They shouldn’t have it |
Kevin: Right. |
Got it, but what is it? |
Ryvyr: Oh, you know I have the perfect story for just this occasion! |
Storytime! |
Story story story storytime (it's storytime) |
All right yeah baby baby yeah |
Story story story storytime (it's storytime) |
All night long, oh yeah! |
Years ago a volcano spread a famin though our land |
The goblin tribe tried to surviv, but there was little food at hand |
Muk muk mash was all they had to eat but every day at dawn |
A herd of poro ran right by, but no one could wake up in time |
A stimulant might do the trick to get the hunters on their feet |
But goblins, sad to say, cannot score either meth or tea |
The pendant weaves these golden leaves |
That we seep and use for tea |
Like the peekabees (?) so happy we will be |
Golden leaves will make our tea |
The pendant weaves so carefully |
And then merrily upon our feet we’ll be |
The Shaman set upon a quest to the mountains of Samu |
And in its crags there lived a hag with magic gifts that they might use |
The hag said, «if I give a gift, the pendant of Kultainen then |
A quid pro quo you must bestow a favor in return you give» |
The court of hags would meet at last and all a pedicure would love |
So she agreed though their foul feet were rancid, gnarled and macabre |
I don’t mean to make a scene about the court of hags foul feet |
But they were really really I’m not trying to body shame but a little personal |
hygiene goes a long long way cause trust me their feet were really really gross |
and stinky |
Though she puked a time or two, she triumphed, brought the pendant back |
The goblins we could make our tea, and hunt the poro meat at last |
The pendant weaves these golden leaves |
That we seep and use for tea |
Like the peeka bees so happy we will be |
Golden leaves will make our tea |
The pendant weaves so carefully |
And then merrily upon our feet we’ll be |
Story story story storytime (it's storytime) |
Oh yeah oh yeah |
Story story story story (it's storytime) |
All night long, all night |
Kevin: So the pendant makes gold leaves |
Ryvyr: That we use for tea |
Abi: You make tea from gold? |
Ryvyr: It’s amazing |
Kevin: Well something that manufactures gold is definitely-- |
Whoa what happened to the lights? |
Why did the lights go out? |
Ryvyr: Everyone’s gone! |
Kevin: Oh no, they all fled we’re gonna have to-- |
Abi: That’s not the most interesting thing happening right now |
Kevin: It’s not? |
Abi: No, the appearance of a time door is |
Kevin: Time door? |
Abi: Right there |
Kevin: I don’t see anything |
Abi: I promise you there is a time door right over there |
Kevin: How is there a time door? |
Abi: Well there’s two likely explanations. |
It was opened by a person |
Kevin: Right |
Abi: Or a thing |
Kevin: A thing |
Abi: Like for instance the pendant |
Kevin: Wh- wait wait wait. |
How can a pendant open a time door |
Abi: You’re assuming pendants don’t possess consciousness |
Kevin: What? |
How can a pendant possess consciousness? |
Abi: Asks the talking mouse |
Kevin: Huh. |
Abi: I’m picking up a call from the pendant from the doorway |
Kevin: It wants us to go through the door? |
Abi: Kazam |
Kevin: Did you just say Kazam? |
Abi: Yeah, I’m thinking it-- |
Abi and Kevin: Could be my (your) new catchphrase |
Kevin: Yeah yeah yeah, we’ll deal with that atrocity in a second. |
Do we-- |
Ryvyr: It is imperative that we retrieve my people’s sacred relic |
Abi: If the pendant is calling to us across time, we should follow |
Kevin: Well I’ve never seen a bad idea I didn’t go rushing headlong towards |