| The Second Loudest Guitar In The World |
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| Have you heard |
| The second loudest guitar in the world |
| Been tryin' and it finally occurred |
| All wrong |
| The shred-heads like it |
| But it doesn’t fit the song I play |
| The chords McCartney used in yesterday |
| Then changed them to make music my own way |
| When some girl |
| Pissed me off so much |
| That I used a heavy pick |
| And played the loudest guitar in the world |
