Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Last Time That I Saw You, artist - Patent Pending. Album song Riot Hearts Rebellion, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 26.11.2015
Record label: Rude
Song language: English
Last Time That I Saw You |
The Last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell |
Apologies are probably in order I can tell |
From the pictures that you posted |
I look liquid, I look toasted |
And I probably owe you money as well |
I was faced, I was faded |
I was sixteen types of wasted |
I was trading shirts with dudes I didn’t know |
I was toes up and I fell down |
Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town |
From the second that I started I was done |
I’m sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk |
Normally I’m not the one who gets carried home |
And typically you won’t find me drunk texting on my phone |
I’m not a bro, I’m not out for trouble |
But hot damn, I was seeing double |
Singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long |
DON’T STOP BELIEVING! |
I was ripped, obliterated |
I don’t want to see my credit card statement |
'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92 |
'CAUSE WE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY! |
I was pissed, I was plowed |
I was messed up, blacked out |
This hangover is gonna last a month |
I’m sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk |
I got a YOLO tattoo |
Drunk dialed everyone I knew |
A shopping spree on Amazon |
What the hell was going on? |
Apparently I drank a bit too much |
I’m sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk and useless |
Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase, I was clueless, how did I do this? |
And when I went to call the next day |
I remembered that I lost my phone in a midnight Mickey D’s melee, |
how the hell did I get this way? |