| The hardest thing we’ll ever have to do
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| Is separate our stuff now that we’re through
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| Are you kidding me? |
| The Sham-Wow set is mine
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| It was a gift from my mother, you just used it all the time
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| The flat screen’s mine but the cable’s yours
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| I’ve got the bedside tables, you can have the drawers
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| You say you’re gonna use it but you never will
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| I’ll trade my apple TV for your Foreman grill
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| I know my obsession used to make you laugh
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| But if you take my Will Smith autograph
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| I’ll lose my mind, I think we’re both starting to find
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| The hardest thing we’ll ever have to do
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| Is separate our stuff now that we’re through
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| The Rachel Ray cookbook, Nintendo Wii
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| And the TiVo still belong to me
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| Now parting with your Dexter box set
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| Might be tough, come and get your stuff
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| I’m guessing board game night will never be the same
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| Now that you took Cranium and my Simpson’s trivia game
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| The macbook’s yours but the hard-drive's mine
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| Like my original Yoda that was hard to find
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| I’ll take the Ninja Turtle bedsheets and picture frames
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| Just be sure to leave a note on how I’m all to blame
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| I know my obsession used to make you laugh
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| But if you take my Oprah autograph
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| I’ll lose my fucking mind, I think we’re both starting to find
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| Your stuff’s piled up in the hallway
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| The Taylor Lautner poster is mine
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| But you can have it anyway
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| So this is the last thing I needed to say
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| Don’t take my shake weight
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| Don’t touch my Nintendo, it’s time that you let go
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| Of my DVD’s and I think that we both know
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| That breaking up has never been this tough
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| Come and get your stuff |