| I mean, Katie could’ve been the one
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| I took her home, she met the fam
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| But she got a little too drunk
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| Slapped my mom and hit on my dad
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| And Libby liked to fool around
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| But not just with me, the entire town
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| That’s why before you picked me up
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| I never thought I’d settle down
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| Yeah, and now I know
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| You’re nothing like those other girls
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| That come and go
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| And like that I’m never looking back
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| 'Cause they’re all history to me now
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| I’m dropping anchor and locking down
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| There’s plenty more in the sea
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| But they don’t matter to me
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| 'Cause you’re the one thing I’m all about
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| I got a keeper
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| My girl’s a keeper
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| Becky was the queen of the scene
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| Just like a dream, I got it bad
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| Then she tried to tell me that the Beatles suck
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| And that her favorite band was Nickelback
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| You can drive me nuts
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| But you’re the only kind of crazy that I love to love
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| Not like those lunatics, I’m over them
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| And even though you like those gossip magazines
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| Bout the crappy people doing trashy things
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| And when you drink wine you leave the TV on
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| Just one glass, in you’re good as gone
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| Like a cover girl you’re working hard
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| Maxing out my credit cards
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| I would never change a thing
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| And I could never leave her
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| When you know you know
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| And I know my girl’s a keeper |