| I never thought that I would ever be that guy
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| But now you got me falling back like Daylight Savings Time
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| And now the nights are so long
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| Like when you left me there stranded at the Green Day show
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| You took off with a guy who looked like Billie Joe
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| And that night was so long
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| And now I walk this road alone
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| And when I brought you shit you just re-gifted it
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| What’s your mom gonna do with a DVD of Rush Hour 2 (No fucking way)
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| Oh, I never have a clue
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| I never know what you’re gonna put me through
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| Destroy my world and leave me black and blue
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| Break my bones in half along the path of all the shit you do, that’s classic you
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| You tied me to the bed post and took all my cash
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| Got an appointment with the web-MD about this rash
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| I don’t understand
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| You made the big mistake of leaving out your phone
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| I saw that you were texting Corey when I wasn’t home
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| But I understand because he’s such a handsome man (He's so hot right now)
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| I lean in for a kiss
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| You say you’re over this
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| And I’m still really pissed that you let your mom take Rush Hour 2
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| Oh, I never have a clue
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| I never know what you’re gonna put me through
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| Destroy my world and leave me black and blue
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| Break my bones in half along the path of all the shit you do, that’s classic you
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| You found a way to sabotage return of the Jedi
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| Made a mockery of Texas taco fest
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| I know everyone is capable of ruining something but girl you mess up everything
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| the best
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| It feels like déjà vu but I know, that’s classic you
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| Oh, I never have a clue
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| I never know what you’re gonna put me through
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| Destroy my world and leave me black and blue
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| Break my bones in half along the path of all the shit you do, that’s classic you |