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Dating a Dick

It’s not that you’re not in my arms
Ain’t that smile on your face
Guess the hardest part
Is knowing who’s there in my place
Girl, you’re the type that could get what you like
So, everyone’s wondering why you’re dating a dick
You should end this before it gets hard
You’re dating a dick, he’s just gonna tear you apart
And fill you with doubt, you’ve gotta pull out
Swallow your pride and admit you’re dating a dick
When you’re out on the town
He ain’t holding you close (What a dick)
And he’s never around
When you need him the most
Girl, it’s so obvious
There’s just no way that I was the first to say that guy is a dong
You’re dating a dick
Darling, it ain’t gonna last
You’re dating a dick
And dicks always give you the shaft
You’ve taken enough
He can’t keep it up
Swallow your pride and admit
You’re dating a dick
He always hangs with his boys
Drives you nuts and annoys you
He’ll just disappoint
When he’s done you’ll be like
(Wow… That’s it? — Yeah girl, that’s what you get.)
When you’re dating a dick
So, run if he’s coming your way
You’re dating a dick
Before it blows up in your face
And fills you with doubt, you’ve got to pull out
Swallow your pride and admit
You’re dating a dick