Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song All-Star Hipster, artist - Patent Pending. Date of issue: 07.10.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
All-Star Hipster |
| Well you can find him at a Starbucks writing a script |
| He’s got a waxed mustache and suspenders on his hips |
| He got them five dollar shoes and a brand new Mac Book |
| 20 dollar hair gel (Fresh-out-of-the bed look) |
| DJ dive bar, old bike, no car |
| Judge you while you’re drinking if it isn’t PBR |
| Tells the girls that he’s political, just comes of egotistical |
| Three watches on his wrist, man (They all digital) |
| Soy milk, soy beans, all soy everything |
| You wanna talk indie, man, he can tell you anything |
| Pitchfork media, his encyclopedia |
| A careful calculation, definition of Bohemia |
| Members only jacket, doesn’t matter what the weather |
| Doesn’t care how good the movie is, the book is always better |
| Cause he don’t try so fly, steal the neighbors wi-fi |
| The records never good enough (He only like the old stuff) |
| There goes that OG suburban drifter yeah, professional thrifter |
| Full time Craigslister |
| He’s an all-star hipster |
| He don’t need no filter posting pictures |
| Yeah, he’s an all-star hipster |
| Well, she’s been rocking toms since before it was cool |
| And if this scene was academic she’d be running the school |
| She likes that throwback, hardcore, ink above the knee |
| Vintage tee from CB’s |
| She be running this scene like an elliptical |
| So fuck your digi-download you know she want that physical |
| Seven inch wax, b-side rare track |
| And a Brooklyn boy with a crewneck and fanny pack |
| You’re too hardcore, you’re too pop-punk |
| Play some dub-step baby so I can shake my junk |
| And everyone’s excited 'bout this band that’s blowing up |
| And all you wanna talk about is how you knew 'em growing up |
| Like «yeah they used to play in my basement or whatever but they totally sold |
| out», whatever |
| OG suburban drifter, professional thrifter |
| Full time Craigslister |
| He’s an all-star hipster |
| She don’t need no filter posting pictures |
| Oh yeah, she’s an all-star hipster |
| All night, go hard |
| Metro gold card |
| Jersey for the weekend, playing bocce in the front yard |
| L-Train to downtown |
| Karaoke throwdown |
| Old school jams, it’s the only way to get down |
| Full house marathon |
| Got his uncle Jesse on acid washed jeans, tight shirt |
| He got his mullet on for hipster girls to notice him |
| To find his Becky Donaldson |
| His favourite line rehearsed he say «baby, have mercy» |
| There goes that OG suburban drifter, professional thrifter |
| Full time Craigslister |
| He’s an all-star hipster |
| He don’t need no filter posting pictures |
| Yeah, he’s an all-star hipster |
| Oh yeah, she’s an all-star hipster |
| Yeah, he’s an all-star hipster |
| Oh yeah, she’s an all-star hipster |
| Oh yeah, yeah |