| It’s the return of the curmudgeon
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| We’re all thirty-first cousins
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| Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn’t
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| The thirst kills
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| Thirst murders universal will
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| I’ll be having to tell myself chill
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| That’s just my ego talking
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| Thinks he’s super hero awesome
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| Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything
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| That’s just my ego talking
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| Thinks he’s super hero awesome
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| Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything
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| My man Dave Gahan is in Depeche Mode
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| Used to have a crush on Michel’le from Death Row
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| This business is pop charts and who gets the top part
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| I still be wanting to mention Calista Flockhart
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| And Jonathan Lipnicki
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| Madonna there’s room on the ottoman sit with me
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| Bring me coconut water to swallow with this whiskey
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| Let’s talk about the nada this positive shit gets me
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| Hmm, this is my emotional ape face
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| I’m president of the rappers that don’t condone date rape
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| I should eat rice cakes and drink water fools
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| And learn to do yoga and vibrate my molecules
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| It’s harder than finding coal in a seafloor
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| Or feeding four people through the hole in a screen door
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| Shout out to first dude who pissed in the wind before
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| And went in the woods despite the myth of the Wendigo
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| I really wanna dress like Sun Ra
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| I’m Mumm-ra in a dumb bra stalking the jungles of Punjab
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| My nickname is Lord Bravery
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| On voice memos that I tape record lazily
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| Yeah, they be hatin' his brain
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| Cause they move with dumb words like ancient doorways can be
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| And thoughts that I’m great can pour limitless
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| I’m pretty sure I self deprecate for your benefit
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| It’s the return of the curmudgeon
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| We’re all thirty-first cousins
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| Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn’t
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| The thirst kills
 | 
| Thirst murders universal will
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| I’ll be having to tell myself chill
 | 
| It’s the return of the curmudgeon
 | 
| We’re all thirty-first cousins
 | 
| Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn’t
 | 
| The thirst kills
 | 
| Thirst murders universal will
 | 
| I’ll be having to tell myself chill
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| That’s just my ego talking
 | 
| Thinks he’s super hero awesome
 | 
| Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything
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| That’s just my ego talking
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| Thinks he’s super hero awesome
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| Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything
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| Trying not to have missteps in my catalog
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| Like Scott Hall burning Goldberg with a cattle prod
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| Analog Eagle, Joe Walsh bandanna on
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| Tag along here Dear, next stop Babylon
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| We can yell «Eye of the tiger» if he sees gazelle
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| Popular rap tropes he chose via Speak N' Spell
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| Check this out y’all, it’s the paradox of being special:
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| Glowing so hard it’s embarrassing in the workplace
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| Expected on the stage to the point that you don’t even need the spotlight
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| You see the curtain rises on freaks, suits and ties on their seats
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| Expect performer back to normal by workin'-week start
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| We heart street smart, mnemonics for life
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| Canonical phrases, economically stated, raised to your conscience and gone quick |