| Ay, so this is my
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| This is what I need to do
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| I know I need to do something to feel better
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| This is it
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| So stop asking me all these questions
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| Stop trying to take this away from me
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| I have chosen house Joestar and I got it right
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| You can tell from seeing my demeanor and my body type
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| My heart split in two, part rude, part honorable
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| One part cool plus two parts comical
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| And look at what I wear I keep my hair asymmetrical
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| I drink too much beer I should eat more vegetables
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| Then my waistline would be like I remember it
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| And you would see my build there’s a striking resemblance
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| 'Cause shoulder blades strong in the Joestar family
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| I know 'cause I belong to the Joestar family
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| You’re looking at me like, «Open Mike, how can it be?»
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| I say it real slow 'cause you ain’t understanding me
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| I’m a Joestar
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| I hear you saying «Oh my God»
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| I’m trying to tell you I’m a Joestar
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| I will never be a co-star, no
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| I don’t give a fuck
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| If I’m a brother, I’m a Joestar
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| Either from my father or my mother, I’m a Joestar
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| I ain’t British, I ain’t Japanese, I’m a Joestar
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| Tap into my power when I breathe, I’m a Joestar
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| I’ve been waiting for four years and five seasons (Five seasons)
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| Well goddammit it, it’s my turn, it’s my season (Mine)
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| In this chapter JoJo is African (African)
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| And it’s me, Mike Eagle, I’m the protagonist (It's me)
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| And it’s sent in south-central Los Angeles (Los Angeles)
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| 'Cause goddammit it, it’s my turn, it’s my saga (It's my turn)
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| It’s a special edition of Open Mike’s manga (Yeah)
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| So draw me in a Fiesta or a White Honda (Relatable)
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| And my stand goddammit it, his name is black magic (Black magic)
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| He got a glow like Sho’nuff from Last Dragon (Sho'nuff)
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| It’s a Black rebrand so draw it freehanded (Draw it freehand)
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| Joe M.E. and Arsenio Speedwagon
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| I’m a Joestar
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| I hear you saying «Oh my God»
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| I’m trying to tell you I’m a Joestar
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| I will never be a co-star, no
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| I’m a Joestar
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| I hear you saying «Oh my God»
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| I’m trying to tell you I’m a Joestar
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| I will never be a co-star, no
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| Five-point star, roll my neck, I’m a Joestar
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| See my shoulders in my silhouette, I’m a Joestar
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| Giving ain’t equal in my mind, I’m a Joestar
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| Yeah, I’m human, I identify as a Joestar |